Saturday Morning Goodness

[RastaPope]

What are everyone's favorites, mon? Does anyone remember the animated Punky Brewster, or the Snorks, or the littles?


The Smurfs was evil since Brawny and Brainy were obviously Smurfy Gaylords...


And what cereals did you enjoy while you were glued in front of the sets, mon?

 

[badasschick]

Don't you mean vanity and brainy? And Hefty was most definitely a top.
Don't mess with me and my cartoons.

 

[Orlanth]

Hey!! The Smurfs were cool, still are.

 

[bluespoke]

What are everyone's favorites, mon? Does anyone remember the animated Punky Brewster, or the Snorks, or the littles?


The Smurfs was evil since Brawny and Brainy were obviously Smurfy Gaylords...


And what cereals did you enjoy while you were glued in front of the sets, mon?

Whatever it is you are smoking, stop now before it's too late.


On second thoughts it's too late already!

 

[badasschick]

Hey!! The Smurfs were cool, still are.

I always thought the smurfs were some strange metaphor for venereal disease. Then I started working with them and found out they were just Belgian.

 

[RastaPope]

Yes, I just rechecked my Gaylord Checklist and found Vanity's name as well as Gargamel..what was up with that dress, mon?



And what about Smurfette? No way she wasn't doing the town...I wonder if she shaved, cause if she didn't, and Uncle Smurf was going down on her, there'd be more hair than on the legs of a butch bootwearing Vaginatarian.

 

[badasschick]

Um you mean Papa Smurf right?

 

[RastaPope]

Um you mean Papa Smurf right?

I stand corrected. My mistake. Still doesn't change the meaning, mon.

 

[badasschick]

Well Smurfette now lives in a public storage unit in el segundo, wearing blue eyeshadow, a sequined beret and continues to be a pain in the ass.

 

[RastaPope]

Well Smurfette now lives in a public storage unit in el segundo, wearing blue eyeshadow, a sequined beret and continues to be a pain in the ass.

Wouldn't the eye shadow be redundant, mon?

And I wonder if she's a bottle blond..does the carpet match the drapes?

 

[badasschick]

Wouldn't the eye shadow be redundant, mon?

And I wonder if she's a bottle blond..does the carpet match the drapes?

If you were truly learned in the ways of Smurfiness, you would know, Gargamel made Smurfette, with a heart of stone. She was dirty and had dark hair then.
Papa Smurf rescued her and replaced her heart of stone with a heart of gold she got off the pipe and she became a blonde. Go fig.

 

[RastaPope]

If you were truly learned in the ways of Smurfiness, you would know, Gargamel made Smurfette, with a heart of stone. She was dirty and had dark hair then.
Papa Smurf rescued her and replaced her heart of stone with a heart of gold she got off the pipe and she became a blonde. Go fig.

Never really watched it too much--cartoons tend to suck if they don't come from the states or japan. But now I know, and knowing is half the battle.

10 Non-Gaylord points to anyone who can place that quote.

 

[badasschick]

Never really watched it too much--cartoons tend to suck if they don't come from the states or japan. But now I know, and knowing is half the battle.

10 Non-Gaylord points to anyone who can place that quote.

Don't make me laugh, Although I really did get turned on by Destro!

Too bad about Cobra Commander, he was such a punk!

 

[badasschick]

10 badass points to anyone who can name the last item on this list.

Magma

Heavy water

?????

 

[sabbathstorm]

I guess I'm not that up on Smurfs. I used to like watching Voltron, Scooby, Thundercats etc with a big bowl of Count Chocula. I used to have to go down my cousin's house to watch cartoons and have cereal...my mother wouldn't let the "good" cereals in the house

 

[badasschick]

I guess I'm not that up on Smurfs. I used to like watching Voltron, Scooby, Thundercats etc with a big bowl of Count Chocula. I used to have to go down my cousin's house to watch cartoons and have cereal...my mother wouldn't let the "good" cereals in the house

"And I'll form the Head!"


Still nothing beat the Transformers.

That old man still brightens my days.

 

[sabbathstorm]

I still watch Transformers even though it doesn't compare to the old show. I just liked the lions on Voltron but never got into the vehicle one.

 

[badasschick]

I still watch Transformers even though it doesn't compare to the old show. I just liked the lions on Voltron but never got into the vehicle one.

Yeah that beast wars shit, was really lame. and the new generation will never live up the originals. *sniff*

Same story with the Voltron retread.

 

[sabbathstorm]

Yeah that new Voltron is pretty crappy. You know it's bad when none of the major channels will carry it. Instead, it's on the cartoon network in the middle of the night (when no one's watching). Starship Troopers ended up there too.

 

[badasschick]

Ugh, Starship Poopers is more like it!

 

[sabbathstorm]

Ugh, Starship Poopers is more like it!

LOL...that's why it's on at 3am

 

[badasschick]

LOL...that's why it's on at 3am

If its on at 3am I think that's the Boy/Boy porn movie "Starship Poopers" on the channel that stays scrambled.

 

[Jud]

Does anybody remember ZENA WARRIER PRINCES?

 

[RastaPope]

Well...

Does anybody remember ZENA WARRIER PRINCES?

Not so much, mon. I remember Xena Warrior Princess, tho'.


Starship Troopers could have been good, the movie as well, if not for the gaylord changes like changing Diz to a girl, making everyone white(a fair amount of the main characters are actually from Buenos Aries(sp), and they really fagged down the message of the book.

Bugs were pretty sweet, though.

Now only if we could get an Enders Game animated feature...I don't think they could pull the movie off with any degree of success, mon.

 

[badasschick]

Re: Well...

Not so much, mon. I remember Xena Warrior Princess, tho'.


Starship Troopers could have been good, the movie as well, if not for the gaylord changes like changing Diz to a girl, making everyone white(a fair amount of the main characters are actually from Buenos Aries(sp), and they really fagged down the message of the book.

Bugs were pretty sweet, though.

Now only if we could get an Enders Game animated feature...I don't think they could pull the movie off with any degree of success, mon.

You mean the whole Nazi propaganda aspect?