Satan works for the good guys

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"I want to tell you guys I'm sorry. I've lied to many of the people at our church. Last Wednesday, I resigned, but I didn't tell anybody all the details," he said. "I went to Jacksonville and I went to a casino and I was drinking. And there were girls there that were prostitutes and I committed adultery on my wife multiple times. I drank and gambled multiple times. ... I even smoked weed."

In this day and age of a so-called president having multiple affairs, and paying the women to keep quiet about it, someone having an affair shouldn't be a big deal. After all, if the president can do it, so can you.

Except in this case. The person in question is Donnie Romero (what a coincidental name, don't ya think?). He is, or was, the pastor at Stedfast Baptist Church in Fort Worth, Texas. What makes his comment so special other than another man of the cloth making excuses for God not watching over him?

In 2016, when the terror attack on the Pulse Nightclub occurred, Romero gleefully cheered the terrorist and his shooting:

"These 50 sodomites are all perverts and pedophiles, they're the scum of the Earth and the Earth is a better place now and I'll take it a step further," Romero said in a sermon published online by the Dallas Morning News. "I'll pray to God like I did this morning, and I will again tonight, that God will finish the job that that man started."​

Now, however, it seems Satan did us a big favor by forcing out another hypocritical Christian. Maybe someday they'll be willing to walk the walk rather than talk to talk. You know, do unto others, love your fellow man, don't break the commandments. The little things.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/terrible-husband-father-pastor-praised-pulse-nightclub-shooting/story?id=60280311
 
Lying to a church?
Gambling?
Prostitution?
Fornication?
Drinking?
Weed?

.... I don't need no stinking President's permission to tell me how to spend my weekend. :cool:
 
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