Santa's Whoreshop : Office Party at the North Pole

[scribe_m]

"Ho, Ho, Ho's... and prostitutes, too!"

Okay, here's a silly open idea for a "Day after Christmas" office party at the North Pole. Santa's delivered his presents to good little boys and girls, and now it's time for his elves to let off and get off a little steam after all their hard work. Santa's given his elves presents as well -- and, yes, the ones for the female ones require batteries. While Santa enjoys having precious young things sit on his lap, Mrs. Claus enjoys handing out Christmas cookies and treats in shapes you won't find at your local PTA meeting. Rudolph's nose isn't the only part of him that's shiny and red, and he'd sure like to get "On Dancer, On Cupid" for his Christmas. And, of course, we can have good little children (who are at least 18) who have been lucky enough to be invited to Santa's Workshop, as well as the bad ones (also at least 18) who deserve punishment more than coal. The tree is packed with gifts (and batteries), candy canes cover the tree, mistletoe covers the ceiling, and the eggnog's been spiked. Enjoy the party.


In case you need a little inspiration, here're are a few roles that can be played:
* Santa: I'll play Santa, and welcome good (and bad) little girls to sit on my lap.
* Mrs. Claus: Just because there's snow on the rooftop, doesn't mean the fireplace is out.
* Kris Kringle: Handsome stud visiting Mom and Dad.
* Rudolph and the other deer: Yeah, yeah, furries.
* Your own regular characters: Maybe they snuck on his sleigh or something.
* The Grinch: His heart isn't the only thing which becomes three sizes larger.
* Cindy Lou: Slut.
* That Elf Who Wanted to be a Dentist: BDSM.
* Maid a Milking, Ladies Dancing, Lords Leaping, Pipers Playing, Drummers Drumming: Orgy.
* Elves : Duh.
* Good and bad little boys and girls: Need to fulfill the incest crowd with the brothers and sisters, right?

With threads starting off with character descriptions, do jot down what sort of "merriment" you'd like to have at the party, so others can interact with you better. If you're "abandoned", send me a PM or post an OOC.


Santa was ready, sitting in his chair.
He wondered who was coming, he wondered who'd be there.
He loved to hear the girls, sitting on his knee,
He heard their fondest wishes, he smiled naughty glee,
At their lewd requests, they kept him in stitches,
And if they looked teh sexy, he'd (bleep) them nice b*tches.
One on one knee, one on another!
And sometimes he'd MILF, a sexy nice Mother.
The eggnog was spiked, the favors vibrating.
The day after was here, Christmas belating.

(No, you don't have to post in rhymes. Only if you *really* like BDSM.


Scribe.

 

[Blue Dolphin]

T`was the night before Christmas, and there on the floor
With nipples all clamped up sat Santa Claus` whore
Trussed up like a turkey with cunt open wide
Ready for all and for sundry to ride

Then in walked the elves, so rapid and quick
Each of them holding his hard throbbing dick
For now it was Christmas, and Santa was gone
Leaving them pussy to fuck all night long

They took in sequence to fuck Santa’s bitch
It all went like clockwork, with nary a hitch
They fucked the whore’s pussy, and then her tight ass
She screamed out for more as the night slow did pass

And then it was Christmas, and fucking all done
The dawn it was breaking and Santa soon come
They all stood around her, and came one last time
While singing the chorus “Now aint Christmas fine”

 

[GamerEmpire]

*Hiding out with his sister*

(I will RP my sis unless someone can take it over, and PLEASE do)

Joseph
Age 18
Blonde hair that has been shaved.
Wears glasses
Height: 6 ft 3
Athletic build
tanned skin
Thick cock

Joseph heard his twin sister.
"We shouldn't be doing this...what if."
"Shut the hell up Lisa."

Lisa
Age 18
5ft 9
Long blonde hair
Virgin
Has better sight then her brother.
Light and paleish skin
Very firm C cup.

"But still......" she said.
"No you retard" Joseph said at the exact same time

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" the twins screamed at eachother at that exact moment.

There secret of hiding in the sleigh was ruined there but the argument continued.

"I'm older and I say...."

"Yeah, by what, 9 minutes tops, god Lisa shut it, I'm after that one." he said pointing to a hot female elf

They both got out of the sleigh they were hiding in and got strange glares.

"Errrmmmmmm....."

"Suprise?" Lisa finished Joseph.

 

[Demos Straxus]

OOC: The Grinch
Age late 30s I imagine.
6' 4"
Short green hair all over. Well except for a few places Nudist aparently
Green skin
Long, hard, and green cock.

Bio: Yeah, he might be nice now, but he's definetly still naughty. A bit kooky, all the women love the grinch.

Grinch is a bit......twisted. Take that as you will.

The Grinch walked into the party, waving at Santa on his way to the bar......after that buisness in Whoville he definitely needed a drink.

 

[landiek]

Candy is sweet and Candy is dandy
She's always ready when Rudolph feels randy
She kneels down and takes it either slow or fast
Candy just loves the way her life is cast
She services men and licks well on women
Takes reindeer cock deep whenever it's given
She is hardly dressed in that lacy black teddie
Yet crouchless undies keep her moist and ready
She's been promised to give Santa a ride
in all of her hole's there is nothing to hide
But someone else slipped her a Spanish Fly
Her horniness is showing and feeling high
She's dancing and shakiing her tits did you see?
Making overtures to the Grinch, what comes to be?
Candy likes to rock on the floor and in a bed
Candy is a delight when she's giving good head


Candy just blushes as she drops into her 21st birthday surprise.. permission to attend the Christmas frolics. Candy stands there with her auburn hair hanging down past her ass and her sapphire eyes are glowing as the burgandy bow around her is tied. All she needs to have done is some opening.

 

[scribe_m]

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Rudolph's is bright, and his nose it does flicker.
In days, he does frolic, and play in the snow.
At night, prefers sex, and given a blow.

"Why Candy, you've lovely, oh, my, have you grown!"
He looked at her teddy. Did he want to get blown!
He looked at her body, her saw her fine waist,
And for her body, he yearned for a taste!

He blushed, "My dear Candy, look mistletoe!"
She smiled at him, hardened down below.
It was tied to his antlers, dangling up there,
(He stole a glance at her panties -- oh, look, no hair!)

He blushed two times red. "May I have a kiss?"
(He would rather be sucked, and endure such bliss,)
For while it is known that his nose is quite red,
So is the color of the tip of his head!


Scribe.

 

[landiek]

Candy smiled politely and went to her knees
She gave a passionate kiss and his balls a squeeze
With a voice like an angel's Candy did say
"You know sweetie, You can have me all day."
The teddy was feeling so out of place
Candy would have stripped on top of his face
"So tell me my darling, Do you want a blow
I'll suck on your cock for the Jiz white as snow
I'll get on my knees and let you come from behind
In my cunt or my ass, I really don't mind
Or maybe a threesome with Jolly St Nick
I promise to pull out every sexy trick
Cause my cunt is a drippin so hungrily
It's hard to concentrate and sing merrily
I'd love to be tied up to that X over there
Give all of my body foryour friends to share
I want it so badly, I can't stay still
So give it to me dear sweetie, oh say you will
My insides are aching and twisting about
I'll try to stay quiet or I'll scream and shout."
Candy was suffering the Fly did it's work
She needed some relief either by kink or a quirk
So off came the teddy and Candy did cry
"I'm making a bet to drain your cock's dry
So line up fellows and give me a try
I'm your gift of sex tonight and I won't ask why."
Candy looked over to Santa and gave him a grin
Santa was one she wanted to win

 

[scribe_m]

Rudolph was happy! He was filled with glee!
As he saw the young woman, bend on her knee,
Then kiss his cock, suck his balls,
His blissfull moaning, echoing down the halls.

Come Dancer! Come Prancer! "Yes, suck away!
In your delicious mouth, Candy, my come it will spray,
Over lips, over tongue, over your sweet soft young breast,
Then I shall fuck you, it's what I do best!"

My nose, it glowed brightly, all hot and red,
Just like my cock, as she was giving head.
She slurped, and she sucked, and suggested the X.
Not X as in "Xmas" that's X as in Sex.

I lifted her up, and rode her on my back,
Her cunt rubbing nicely, skill she did not lack,
I then tied her up, to that large X,
And began my nibbling, her delicious young sex,

I layed the X flat, it lay on the floor,
So I 69'ed, the succulent young whore.
She could suck on my cock, all hard and red,
And her pussy exposed, while she gave me head.

"Oh yes, dear sweet Candy, fuck me with your lips!"
I did the same to her cunny, and she ground her hips,
Into my face, it felt oh so right,
Though Santa, twas he, who'd be in *her* chimney this night!

OOC: Oops -- forgot I'm also Santa, lol. I'll post his rhyme after Candy's, lol.


Scribe.

 

[landiek]

Candy was placed on the X without fight
Yes she was to be used by any and all tonight
She was soaking wet at her sex
The more of the licking was her only vex
Candy screamed in deilght and moaned louder then
She was hotter then heck when Rudolph entered her den
Thought tied to the X she writhed on his cock
She moved twice as fast with the tick of the clock
She screamed when she came in burst of heat
The flood of her quim made Rudolph bleat
She was naked and pretty for all to see
Candy was becoming the one to bring glee
She didn't mind when Dasher came closer
To suck on his cock, no he didnt force her
Her lips were parted and warmth surrounded his head
But before too long his jism to her fed
Some others came looking to see what they could
Rudolph had invited all that wanted and would
Fuck the sweet Candy, as much as they want
So all would have time there is no need to taunt
Candy was tight and tighter still
Hot and quite horny, the void to fill
She begged and pleaded to be fucked even more
She laid there so helpless on the X on the floor

 

[scribe_m]

Candy was dandy and Rudolph excited!
He pumped and he fucked, was so delighted,
By the way that his cock slid in her snatch,
Dasher joined to fuck that fine catch.

He saw her fine body, spread out on the X.
Such a pity that Rudolph still took her fine sex.
So Dancer, with cock, so stiff in his hand,
Took Candy's fine mouth, the best in the land!

It was wet, it was wild! Her tongue was a flickin'
(Were Dasher a dog, his leg he'd be kickin!)
He twitched, and he smiled, his cock grew so hard!
In her lips, in her mouth, must have grown a whole yard,

As she sucked, and she swallowed, and took he fine tool,
Then he came, yes he came! He was no winter fool.
He took out his cock and sprayed her fine face,
and her breasts, and her hair, spunk over the place.

And Rudolph came too, his cum in her snatch,
He pulled out and he came, all over her patch,
He grunted and groaned, he loved her fine sex,
As she was splayed, on top of that X.

Come Dancer! Come Prancer! They joined the fray.
It was time for good fuck, on this winter's day.
They each took a breast, and gave them a nibble,
But foreplay was too short, without a quibble,

Dancer took Candy, and twixt her breasts,
He put his hard cock and fucked liked the best,
Prancer meanwhile licked her fine snatch,
Seeking her clitty, and on it did he latch,

His rough tongue stimulating, sending within her,
Tremblings from pussy, oh what a sinner!
And between her fine breasts, Dancer did rock,
his growing huge member, his wonderful cock.


Scribe.

 

[landiek]

Candy cried out in a voice filled with such lust
That matched the passion of Dancer's thrust
Her clit was turning as hard as a rock
Matching the throbbing of Prancer's cock
Blizten was saying "she has a fine ass"
Cupid was agreeing about the sweet lass
Donner suggested "When it's our turn to play
Let's turn the cross over and have her our way."
Those three randy reindeer waiting their turn
Planning on making her ass on them churn
Clairese was a thinking that the cum was a waste
so she came over licking cum off, wanting a taste
Prancer suggested that Clairese lick Candy out
to have all the cum that Rudolph left all about
Clairese was quite eager to have more of that drink
So down on Candy's snatch she went in a wink
Drove sexy Candy into more bliss
with that long reindeer tongue and a kiss
With Clairese muffing Candy, Comet did dare
To have the sweet ass that was standing right there
Comet shot into Clairese with a flair
Clairese bit into Candy not giving a care
The threesome was hot, but not hotter by far
As Kris Kringle was in his sexy red car
Just like his Father his eyes start to twinkle
While looking at Candy, without any wrinkle
"It's a wonder that Father hasn't taken the time
to have the sweet Candy on his lap climb."
When he realized that she was down on the floor
Being fucked by the reindeer he had to see more
Kris watched and with passion as the girl cried out
Causing his cock to twitch and to sprout
Yet Kris couldn't wait, he needed to cum
He shoved his cock down in her mouth under thumb
Candy suckled on Kris as best as she could
and was splattered by Dancer, Damn it felt good
Candy choked on Kris as she spewed for Clairesse
Vixen was next, Candy was one sexy little piece.
Oh Yukon Cornelius got a bright plan
Soon had a camcorder there in his hand
He made sure that he caught in four or five ways
every single one of Candy's fucking plays
While Hermie was thinking about his pliers on tit
Or maybe a gold ring to put in Candy's clit

 

[scribe_m]

Dancer he came, all over her tits.
He sighed and he smiled, it was such bliss.
Her mouth was delight! Oh could she suck!
Rudolph, meanwhile, had finished his fuck.

Clairese kneeled down, sucking her snatch.
She tasted her folds, on her clit she did latch.
Comet Clairese mounted, he was no wussy,
As reindeer pounded, pounded reindeer pussy.

He lusted with glee, he smiled the same,
Into Clairese, he too-quickly came.
And as Candy felt, in her cunt a tingle,
Along came St. Nick, aka. Kris Kringle.

"Oh good little girl, you look so dandy,
Would you like a cane, made out of candy?
It is red and hard, and tastes so good,
You should suck it and lick it, yes, you should."

And without a pause, Kris pulled down his pants,
(Had Candy been free, she'd give him a lap dance.)
And put his fine member twixt Candy's red lips,
He fucked her wet mouth, thrusting his hips.

Meanwhile Cornelius videotaped it all,
As he stroked his member, it was not small.
"Elves Gone Wild? This is much better!"
As he rubbed her clit, getting wetter and wetter.

And Jolly St. Nick, where was he?
He too pulled down his pants, full of glee,
"Ho ho, that you are, I am St. Nick!
And here is my present. Enjoy my dick!"


Scribe.

 

[landiek]

Candy took on the young Kris Kringle and suck all she could
Slurping and gulping down on his wood
Her body was glistening from cum and from sweat
But there was a growing line who hadn't tried her yet
Candy was steaming and hotter by far
then any of the elves that hopped in Kris' car
While Father and Son were having a good time
Candy had cum much harder this time
She screamed so loudly it rumored you know
That the people of Whoville heard her below

 

[scribe_m]

Along came more reindeer! And a line of men.
They made Candy cum, again and again.
After she was soaking, with come and sweat,
They gave her a bath, one she'd never forget!

They lifted on high, on her buttocks and shoulders,
(Her tits were still stiff, magnificent boulders,)
And they placed her gently, not to incur her wrath,
In the punchbowl of eggnog, a delicious bath!

Kris Kringle massaged her, her shoulders an aching,
Then kissed her fine lips, her breasts he was taking
In his firm strong hands, as he leaned to a tit,
And sucked it so firmly, on her nipple he bit,

He could taste the eggnog, delicious it tasted,
And joined her in bath, no time did he wasted!
His dick was hard, her chimney wet,
And he'd fuck her in 'nog, a fuck none would forget!


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[landiek]

Candy was blessed with all she could imagine that night
She was roundly fucked and fucked with most's might
She had all of Kris Kringle and God what a sccrew
Yet way deep down inside she knew he wasn't through
He joked about owning the girl from now on
Til it seemed a better ideal as time wore on
Rudolph no dummy he knew when to give
Especially since he knew where Kris lives
"Well I'll make You a deal if you think that you must
Candy is one hell of a gal, so full of lust
I'll miss all the times that she sucked me awake
or the times when we fucked and her body did quake
So make me an offer that will benefit us both
and I'll hand over the girl and to you make an oath"

 

[scribe_m]

"Why Rudolph, my lad, my friend through and through,
Here is my offer, my offer to you,
Her pussy I'll take, but I won't be so crass,
Her is your part, her fine lovely ass!

You'll have her behind, so pretty to fuck!
Or if you would like, her ass you can suck,
But take that red cock, and fuck her now,
We'll maker her a sandwitch, we'll maker her say, 'Wow'"

And Rudolph, he smiled, so happy was he,
His rod was as stiff, as stiff as a tree!
Kris Kringle, he lifted, Candy by ass,
Rudolph's cock hardened, harder than glass!

Kris Kringle wrapped candy, around his back,
And spread her ass cheeks, her wonderful crack,
Was exposed to Rudolph, who time he not wasted,
In sticking in his fine cock, with speed he hasted!

And Kris he did too, her fine young twat,
He inserted cock, harder than a bat,
And the two pounded her, two dicks in a whore!
As she screamed, "Oh, yes, give me some more!"


Scribe.

 

[landiek]

Candy got pounded all the night
The guys took heed in their carnal delight
into the next day the grinding went on
they woke to the singing of "Let's Get it On"
Candy had proven she was better by far
In fact they were surprised at just how they are
Yet Rudolph had plans to catch him a doe
Now that he learned all the kinks he did go
So Candy was left with Kris in his bed
And so she slid off and gave him great head

 

[scribe_m]

Kris felt her mouth, all over his dick.
It was wet, it was hungry, it was all slick,
With her saliva, a sticky mess,
But Kris felt so good! Surely he was blessed!

She sucked on his balls, all big and round,
It was the best she had! It was the best she found!
His cock hard and firm, his cock hard and red!
And then he picked her up, carried her to his sled,

"On Donner, on Dancer! Stop screwing around!
Get this darn sleigh, sleigh off the ground!
Now Candy, get in, and sit on my lap,
As we ride through the air!" He gave her bun a slap,

As the cool night breeze swept over their bodies,
All hot and steamy, better than hot toddies!
They fucked and they fucked, to their delight,
It was a wonderful Christmas, a fun Christmas night!


Scribe.

 

[landiek]

So remember dear kiddies to give Santa his due
or instead of a gift, stocking might be filled with goo
Yet Candy will wait for him to make his drop
She will be ready for his cock in her holes pop
She'll take all the spankings that some may deserve
While enjoying the ride upon the cock curve
So ready yourselves for another eleven month wait
Before Santa brings gifts for children or mate
Yet I Candy do promise to delight this ole boy
and hopefully get to use all of his sexual toy
So kisses and huggles while mortals doth sleep
While in sexual bliss I constantly reap