Santa Is A Lard Ass

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

http://commonsenselogic.blogspot.com/2007/12/us-surgeon-general-says-santa-claus-is.html

 

[adetaildiva]

This just makes me glad I don't have kids. I guess I'm just old-fashioned (read "idealistic"), but isn't this pushing the PC thing just a little too far? Who knows? The next childhood icon to fall might be the Tooth Fairy or the Easter Bunny.

Too fat Santa. Puhleeze.

 

[emap]

Lord this makes as much sense as calling a snowman a snowperson. Hell who is offended by calling a snowman what it is, a snowman?

How many kids see santa as anything except what he is supposed to be, a nice guy who brings presents once a year? I remember asking when I was a kid, my parents told me he fits because of magic. He is that size because of where he lives, it's terribly cold in the north pole. Apparently I have parents the likes of which never seen anywhere else in the world.

Most likely the surgeon general is just using santa as an example of what is wrong with being large, but good grief you moron pick something that won't get you ridiculed and looked down on as a moron.

 

[slyc_willie]

I see you haven't been properly introduced to our newly-acquired resident Grinch . . . .

Lard-ass

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

That's just sad...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Santa is imaginary!

All the obsession about fat is gonna explode in lotsa faces when people 'get' what the real message is. The real message is, it's okay to pick on fat people. It's okay to make their lives miserable. America needs someone to fuck with, and fatties are 'it.'

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

So next thing we know Santa is going to end up some skinny man who we're afraid is going to molest children...Don't they know that Santa was modelled after a real man that went around leaving presents for children from a time when food was harder to get and a man of santa's size was a good thing cause it meant he was healthy...?

 

[Oblimo]

Always thought of Santa as the Jolly Buddha or somethin'.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Its not just Santa theyre after.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/02/u...int&adxnnlx=1196590563-tXiJ81We9MsJEQSvSkJ9yA

The Easter Bunny is on their list. And picnics. And tailgate parties. Maybe if you take some yummy bottled water and unflavored rice cakes.

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

Its not just Santa theyre after.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/02/u...int&adxnnlx=1196590563-tXiJ81We9MsJEQSvSkJ9yA

What about the kids and such that have a high calorie requirement for their diet? If I had that stuff in school I would have ended up more underweight than I am...