Santa: how can one chubby old guy deliver 850,000 tons of toys to 900 million destina

[busybody..]

The “science” of Santa: how can one chubby old guy deliver 850,000 tons of toys to 900 million destinations in one night?


and teh Post Office cant deliver shit on time?

FUCKING UNIONS

 

[JohnnySausage]

The Post Office can't fold space.

 

[koalabear]

Plus the sleigh runs on reindeer methane.

 

[phrodeau]

Santa doesn't deliver on any other day. He gets 52 weeks of vacation every year.

 

[busybody..]

Santa doesn't deliver on any other day. He gets 52 weeks of vacation every year.

a UNION guy!





by next year, GLOW BALL WHINING will kill his reindeer, so no juan will get no stuff

 

[oddity83]

You know Santa is not real right?

 

[koalabear]

You know Santa is not real right?

 

[busybody..]

You know Santa is not real right?

yeah

he has something in common

with Obama

But

Santa gets things done, is beloved worldover, everyone looks forward to him comin

Obama is hated, everyone looks forward to seein him go, and he cant do shit