Santa here: pardons available to those who have been (or will be) bad

jsmiam

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It's a little known fact that a well written letter to me might actually get a reply.

Your letter should detail how you've been bad. Although rare, i have been known to grant pardons, or be talked into granting pardons, so perhaps we can work something out. I also offer pardon coupons, usable for any good little girls (ladies actually, Santa's attorneys made him add that) who may decide to switch to the dark side and be bad in the future.

Well written and detailed letters have the best chance of a reply, but i have been known to accept photographs and audio or video readings of letters as well. Your letter can be via the forum, or a pm.

Sincerely,

Santa I am, aka Darth Santa, aka jsmiam
 
I have been particularly naughty this year. I may need be interested in a pardon

  • Opening database
  • F5 for list lookup
  • Typing in "soccermomnympho"
  • Clicking SEARCH button
  • Waiting
  • Viewing page 1 of 69

Oh, dear me! This is going to take a while. Wait, you did WHAT with vanilla flavored jello pudding???? Santa better get some coffee.
 
If things go bump in the night tomorrow like they are right now, don't worry... It's just me.
 
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