Santa Clauses are cumming to town!

[Isabella Thorne]

Merry Christmas to all the Lit ladies ...

http://content.communities.msn.com/isapi/fetch.dll?action=view_photo&ID_Community=ITGirl&ID_Topic=2&ID_Message=6
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Thank you April darling!

 

[Juliangel]

OH MY

Thank you Isabella can I have the one in the middle left of the back row? He is yummy. I needed that tonight!!!

 

[Silverlily]

That's cool with me Julia, I want the guy on the far left, back row.

(shhh - don't tell hubby )

 

[April]

LOL, Isabella. I want the one in the back with the glasses. Yummy! I would take two, but Kitten Eyes already claimed the other one I wanted.

 

[Silverlily]

Hey April, long time no see! I like the guy with the glasses too. Izzy told me about this Le Sandwich Candienne (or something) today. Translation, we make a Santa sandwich, you, me, the two we like and one more for good measure. The guy on the other end of the back row's not bad.

 

[April]

Sounds good to me. I'm about a 3 on the horniness scale right now. Although one of them looks like OJ, one looks like Joey from Friends, and another looks like Sinbad. ROFL

 

[Silverlily]

Wanna hear something that will make you sick?

The guy with the glasses looks like our UPS guy.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

UPS? Ahhhh They Deliver

well let's see ... hmmm ... I just can't choose just one ...

I have always been partial to men with armband tattoos though ...

mind you some might have tats on their backs, their asses, etc. which I would love too ...

well ... the only solution ladies is we just dive in and ummm ... have them all ... tout le gang ... lol

Hey is it my imagination or do they look like they all have erections? and really, ladies, I don't think they could be hiding guns in those tiny little bikini thongs ... lol

oh yea April the one with the glasses looks very "studious" ... he could help you with your studies ... maybe change your "3" feelings to a solid "10" ...
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You better watch out
You better not pout (April lol)
You better not cry (even if you watch It's a Wonderful Life lol)
I'm telling you why
Santa Clauses are cumming to town.

 

[Rosebud]

Oh mY lovely Isabella...just make sure you sneak into Santa's bag before he heads my way...

 

[April]

ROFL, Isabella. I'm fixing to be a big fat lovely 0 (completely satisfied) on the horniness scale this weekend! I may even call in sick to work in order to extend my mini vacation.

Also, I meant to say in my previous post that I wanted them all, but one looks like...etc.

 

[Juliangel]

LOL, Isabella. I want the one in the back with the glasses. Yummy! I would take two, but Kitten Eyes already claimed the other one I wanted.

Hey I had claimed this one already, scroll up I said back row middle left.

but I'll share

 

[Guest]

Damn underwear. Just damn.

 

[April]

Sorry, Julia, I thought you meant the one to the left of HIM! DOH!!!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

ROFL, Isabella. I'm fixing to be a big fat lovely 0 (completely satisfied) on the horniness scale this weekend!

ohhhhhhhh ok Nance ... so does that mean that 0 is the most horny (or completely satisfied) and 10 is the least horny?

How come the horniness scale is backwards, eh?
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I feel horny kissing Santa Clauses
underneath the mistletoe so bright
on the scale of horniness
it becomes a big fat "0H"
'cause dear April said it's so

 

[April]

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=20015
Here is the horniness scale. It's Man O Safety's fault! Don't blame me, I wasn't here! LOL

*sigh* I wish I had bought two bottles of wine, damnit. I want some right now. And who ever thought up the law that you can't buy alcohol on a Sunday in Arkansas should be shot!

 

[Mustang Sally]

Those are some nicely wrapped packages there.

 

[April]

Wow, look what I found on page two!

heehee

 

[Wil_E_Harden]

Erections!?!

Ummm, guys, it HAS been a long time for some of youse.

I notice the pouches have some definite soft-ons in them, but ain't none I saw with full-flag upstanders. When that happens, just so you'll know for future reference, the pouches will point at the sky, not the sand ....

Still and all ... I saved this photo to forward to a certain person named Kimmy ... I suspect she will like it as much as this claque of tongue-clickers did ....

 

[Wil_E_Harden]

Hey, visit their site

AFter that note about "page two" I thot it would be fun to see where the photo came from.

It is a gay video site.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Hey Willy boy ...

I stand by what I posted ... they look hot ... it was fun ... they remind me of Chippendale's dancers with Santa suits ....

so why the hell are you trying to spoil some festive shits and giggles for the Lit ladies ...

ahhhh they're gay are they? ... maybe they're bi ... and they are the best fucks you could ever imagine ... and maybe they really do have erect penises ... each and every one of them ... you cannot be sure that they don't ....

so ... although i have never said this to anyone before in my life ... bah humbug to you ... but i mean it in a good way ...

Seasons Greetings Willy!!!!

 

[April]

Yeah! Why you hatin' on my girl Isabella's post? And why you hatin' on the stuff I forwarded to her? And why you hatin' on the stuff my sister forwards to me? HUH?

Tongue-clickers, indeed! Piff to you! *walks away grumbling about people trying to spoil some harmless fun*

Oops. Darn spelling errors. And there is supposed to be a winking smiley face at the top of the page, but it won't let me do it.

[Edited by April on 12-26-2000 at 03:58 PM]

 

[Silverlily]

Why would he care where the pic came from, unless...

 

[Wil_E_Harden]

Hey, you smart-alecks!

I ain't hatin' on nobody's post no how ....

"Tongue clickers" was supposed to be funny ....

And since youse guys made SUCH a fuss about those fellows, I wondered where it came from - saved a copy for my honey, even - and wow, was I surprised .... sorta spoils the divvyin'-up by y'all, tho ...

 

[April]

Yes, well, if we could actually get our hands on them, then it would matter. But since it is just eye candy, I for one, don't give a shit about their sexual orientation.

However, if'n you want to show off your own goods, please feel free.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Correction: Picture Caption should have read ... to all the Lit Ladies and Bi's

sorta spoils the divvyin'-up by y'all, tho ...

ummmmmm well yea Willy ... that was my point ... lol ...

Why in the world would you to want to try to spoil our fun?

.... oh and i did say TRY ...

.... me thinks thou protests too much!