Santa caught on tape.....

[Guest]

Seems that Santa gets his gig with his elf's dressed in black, he was seen on a hidden video camera last night making out with a elf in a black bikini outfit near a fireplace drinking bubblie.

He sounds kinky to me, what do you think?

Santa can be very, very naughty.

 

[MissTaken]

<-----------------Yep!

Watch out , the kinky little man in red may sneak up on you!



Welcome to the forum.

 

[MasterNico]

I said it in another thread, but it fits here too, Santa doesn't keep a "Naughty" list for nothing!

 

[D's mariposa]

Santa kinky? We are talking about the guy who wears those sexy black boots, right? The one who keeps a naughty and nice list? The one that cuddles cute little subbies on his knee and leans in closer and says "Now tell me what you really want..."(Or so I've heard..)

 

[ghosst_K&H]

Top Ten Santa Pick-up Lines
(Note, this one is a bit "off-color")
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- 10 -
"I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly."
- 9 -
"I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge."
- 8 -
"I've got something you can hang a wreath on."
- 7 -
"One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin' reindeer!"
- 6 -
"Buy you a Zima?"
- 5 -
"That IS a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you."
- 4 -
"Uh -- yeah, that's right, I'm Kenny Rogers."
- 3 -
"I got your stocking stuffer right here, Shirley!"
- 2 -
"Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!"
- 1 -
"I've got an elf in my pants!"

(Author unknown)

 

[SweetDommes]

Top Ten Santa Pick-up Lines
(Note, this one is a bit "off-color")
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- 10 -
"I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly."
- 9 -
"I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge."
- 8 -
"I've got something you can hang a wreath on."
- 7 -
"One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin' reindeer!"
- 6 -
"Buy you a Zima?"
- 5 -
"That IS a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you."
- 4 -
"Uh -- yeah, that's right, I'm Kenny Rogers."
- 3 -
"I got your stocking stuffer right here, Shirley!"
- 2 -
"Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!"
- 1 -
"I've got an elf in my pants!"

(Author unknown)

very cute ... and I'm sure you'll regret posting this as we decorate you with our garland and ornaments (who says bondage has to be boring )