SeaCat
Hey, my Halo is smoking
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Let me set the scene. My wife and I got home from a hellaciose day in work. It was about 85°F out. we changed and decided to work in our courtyard. Carlos Santana was playing low. I was wearing a pair of Cargo Shorts and my wife was wearing a thong bikini. A neighboring couple came over, we'll call them Jim and Deb. (Jim is the kind of person who makes a half watt lightbuld look bright. He was recently arrested for firing his rifle at a Posum, {and missing} in his courtyard at night. His defense? He was protecting his wife from the dangerouse animal. Jeff Foxworthy could write novels about this guy.) They came into our courtyard un-announced. Deb, (who stands about five feet tall and weighs about 180 pounds, in comparison to my wife who stands five foot six and weighs 125, and has a slight belly,) was wearing a pair of Booty Shorts and a tight tank top. (For those Euros in our midst, Booty Shorts are super short, super tight shorts.) Deb became upset at my wife for wearing the bikini and proceeded to read her the riot act. Jim, who was wearing Jeans hanging half way down his ass and a T-Shirt, when he wasn't busy drooling over my wife, gave me a hard time over the way I was dressed, claiming I was trying to pick up his wife. By the time they finally left my wife and I were stressed out. I decided we needed some down time and headed out to our local vido store where I rented two of the strangest movies I know in an attempt to rebalance us.
My wife and watched, in order, "Clockwork Orange" and "Rocky Horror Picture Show" quickly followed by "Blue Collar Comedy Tour". My insanity was quickly restored, as was my sense of humor.
My question is: What other good movies do you use to restore you balance?
Cat
My wife and watched, in order, "Clockwork Orange" and "Rocky Horror Picture Show" quickly followed by "Blue Collar Comedy Tour". My insanity was quickly restored, as was my sense of humor.
My question is: What other good movies do you use to restore you balance?
Cat