Same Title Challenge

darkmaas

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First, I am recovered after Lauren's birthday festivities and I’d like to thank all of you kind souls who returned my virginity. It’s touching in a way. Where were the five of you when I was in high school?

Secondly, I am saddened that nobody has stepped to the plate with a new,

“SAME TITLE CHALLENGE”

So, by way of saying thanks, darkmaas leaps in.

My mind returns to the poetic excitement of last weekend. The dear de Sade left two possible challenge topics. Several poets have expressed interest in “wonton” haiku, so I won’t steal your thunder. Chinese food somehow leaves one ... so unsatisfied.

However, his notion of “dark feel” has serious poetic potential. In a sense de Sade himself issued the challenge with his statement that only de Sade and dead poets could write acceptable “dark feel” poetry. I, of course beg to differ. So as proof that “dark feel” is not the sole prerogative of dead white males, the gauntlet is thrown.


This week’s challenge:

“Dark Feel” or,

“Dark Feel in _______”

The blank of course allows for multiple entries. I might suggest:

1) a colour... “Dark Feel in Hot Pink”

2) a place... “Dark Feel in the Cloisters” or “Dark Feel in Albuquerque”. (note to Angeline and OT: “Dark Feel in the Cake” is now so very cliché.)

3) a musical key... “Dark Feel in E flat” (Avoid minor keys. They are sensitive to underage poetry here at literotica)... you get the picture.

Extra Rules: (hey I'm Canadian, we love extra rules)

In deference to Rybka’s sensitivities, no lavalamps or lugubriosity. (If the title is “Dark Feel in the Hundred Aker Wood” and the subject is Eeyore, then lugubrious is possibly acceptable, but maybe you should consider Xtaabay’s Challenge.)

Limericks only if they are naughty.

Haiku only if your name is Senna Jawa or you are writing in Japanese.

Doggerel only if your AV has a dog in it.

Post on next Thursday (April 24) for mass enjoyment on Friday.

darkmaas.
 
Feelings Woah Woah Woah

Boy when you don't lurk, you *really* don't lurk, huh? :D

And in spite of what some have may have attested (protested?) throughout the tattered ages, virginity--unlike the ugly scarf you got for Christmas--cannot be returned. (Unless, say, you were carrying a bouquet and dropped it, but even then--oh never mind.)

So dark poetry it is. Ok. I'll go for it.


And by the way--I couldn't write that cake poem because it wasn't dark in there--I had a flashlight. I had to hold it so OT could see where to jump out. He needed help because his 'spankers'--useful though they are--do not have opposable thumbs. I was just trying to help, like always. :p
 
I'm dark and depressed and I'll rip my own heart out if I can't join in on this challenge! :mad:

(Okay, how was that? Dark enough? Should I have threatened to wear scary black panties or use dead batteries in my vibe?)
 
Re: Vibe Batteries

Okay, how was that? Dark enough? Should I have threatened to wear scary black panties or use dead batteries in my vibe?

Talk to Angeline. She got a great deal on batteries for only $100 US.
 
Being neither dead, nor white, nor male...

I gotta take this challenge.

Alive, Female, and Asian,


Cordelia
 
Death be not proud

Talk to Angeline. She got a great deal on batteries for only $100 US.

The $100 battery is er live and is for my notebook computer, but Eve is welcome to the dead battery, which sadly is worth considerably less. But, Eve I didn't know your vibe took computer batteries. Is it programmable? We should talk, Eve--I say there's a market, a big market, for this.
 
Re: Death be not proud

Angeline said:
The $100 battery is er live and is for my notebook computer, but Eve is welcome to the dead battery, which sadly is worth considerably less. But, Eve I didn't know your vibe took computer batteries. Is it programmable? We should talk, Eve--I say there's a market, a big market, for this.

fantastic idea..... can i get in on this ,, i have a few digi dollers left in my back acount... umm can we programme it to talk .. simple things like .... your fantastic. in bed...... no you go to sleep. ill get the dinner cooked.....NO darling LET me sleep in the wet patch...!!!!!!!!!!!!


signing up for dark feel........ fortunitly my brain can function when the rest of me is in a whirl......



(ps badspelling alround.. limited surf time)
 
I read you post last night, A, and I actually fell asleep thinking about a talking dildo. Mine snored after being used, though. :(
 
Mine snored after being used, though

I bet it stole the blankets too. :D

P.S. Star, of the many abiltities with which we might program it, I vote against talking, lol.
 
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Well poets, Easter frivolities are behind us. Time to put the pastel hues back in the cupboard. Take off those sensible shoes and haul out the long boots and the dark demeanour.

In case it had slipped your mind, the...

Dark Feel in __________

...challenge deadline is approaching fast. You all have the Rules. Get rhyming.

A few last minute comments:

1) Angeline and Eve (aided and abetted by stargirl) - thank you for sharing the battery metaphor with us.


2) Cordelia said:

Being neither dead, nor white, nor male...

I gotta take this challenge.

Does that mean 3 poems?


3) Eve said:

Should I have threatened to wear scary black panties

Eve, there is no work of literature that cannot be improved by the introduction of a pair of black panties to the plot.


4) Whining from reviewers:

I have received some mildly offensive PMs from a reviewer, who shall remain anonymous. She complains of the time burden that "Deep Feel in _____" will impose. If some poets are, out of deference to a reviewers time, considering not posting, then be calm. If there are too many "Deep Feels" then old darkmaas will slide right in and critique the lot. Now won't that be a treat.

Everybody happy?


So... dark thoughts all around.

Lastly, those of you with muses that carry whips and might be tempted to go off prematurely (in a poetic sense of course) ...

POST THURSDAY - ENJOY FRIDAY


darkmaas
 
I'm not very good at all this in/on/at thing, so...

Can one, hypothetically, bend the rules ever so slightly and turn it into Dark Feel on ... or even Dark Feel at ... ?

Quizzingly,
 
Darkmaas, I'm now going to use the power of my black panties to write this poem -- and to think I used to just rub them for good luck!
 
Bent but not broken

Lauren said:

Can one, hypothetically, bend the rules ever so slightly and turn it into Dark Feel on ... or even Dark Feel at ... ?

Hypothetically yes ... but bent rules <shudders> ... be gentle.
 
Good Grief

I leave this thread for a few short days (due to bossy people who are constantly wailing about product), and just look what happens.

1. Eve is in her black panties looking for a genie.

2. Lauren is feeling around aimlessly, tossing prepositions about like a juggler. (Hear that, OT?)

3. And darkmaas. Well you are more than welcome to review any dark feels you like, especially since you were kind enough to call for their posting on MY review day.

4. Where are the other poets? Will Cordie actually have to write three poems to make up for the lack of posters?

kdog baby, I personally think The Hallmark Quickie could be retitled Dark Feel in Parking Lot or Dark Feel PDA. Just a thought...


P.S. Mine is writ. And it's daaaaark.
P.S.S. Some nudnik (no, no not Rybka) wants me to write a dark trout poem. Sigh. Why me?
 
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Re: Good Grief, Charlie Brown Trout

Angeline said:
P.S.S. Some nudnik (no, no not Rybka) wants me to write a dark trout poem. Sigh. Why me?

I am not a brown trout (Salmo trutta). I am a Royal Russian River Perch (Perca czardina, Butificus)! :p

Regards,                                 Rybka
 
I am not a brown trout (Salmo trutta). I am a Royal Russian River Perch (Perca czardina, Butificus)!

Regards, Rybka

Indeed you are. I would never mistake you for a brown trout! :D
 
Re: Good Grief

Angeline said:
4. Where are the other poets? Will Cordie actually have to write three poems to make up for the lack of posters?

Three poems? hmmmm.....

I have been scarce lately.

Well, I'll have at least one...


Cordelia
 
Dark Feel in Fish

Rybka said:

I am not a brown trout (Salmo trutta).


Salmo trutta has such a common feel. If one were (metaphorically of course) searching for a dark feel in fish, may I suggest...

Salmo fuscus erectus.

piscatorially,

darkmaas
 
Hmmm....How about Dark Feel in a Sleazy Theater....no that won't do.
 
posted on thursday.... yippie i got the right date ,, more by luck than judgement..

anyways its there.... dark feel in bright places....
good luck and enjoy/// star xxxxxxxxxxx
 
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