Samuari
Twice Blessed
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- Jul 20, 2000
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My friend Sam died this morning after a short and relatively pain free battle with cancer. Sam loved a terrible pun, and regularly dodged missiles as a result. This is one that he loved.
It seems that though out his high school years, Sam dated a young lady by the name of Loraine. They were inseparable. Wherever you one, found the other was not far away. For six years beginning in Jr. High Sam and Loraine were always together.
Then in the summer before their senior year, a new family moved next door to Sam, bringing a bright lass by the name of Clearly into town. Clearly was everything you could want in a girl, sexy, smart, charming, and she was really interested in Sam.
Sam, bless his heart, was above all else, loyal. While Clearly intrigued him, his heart belonged to Loraine, and nothing was going to dislodge Loraine from his affection.
Until, one day the impossible happened. While rehearsing for the Senior Play, a scaffold gave way, and fell on Loraine crushing the life out of her. Sam was inconsolable. He kept thinking that there was something, anything that he could have done. His depression last for weeks, until one day, Clearly dropped her keys in front of him. As he stooped to pick them up for her a smile came on his face as he thought, “I can see Clearly now, Loraine is gone.”
So long, man. You left us smiling.
It seems that though out his high school years, Sam dated a young lady by the name of Loraine. They were inseparable. Wherever you one, found the other was not far away. For six years beginning in Jr. High Sam and Loraine were always together.
Then in the summer before their senior year, a new family moved next door to Sam, bringing a bright lass by the name of Clearly into town. Clearly was everything you could want in a girl, sexy, smart, charming, and she was really interested in Sam.
Sam, bless his heart, was above all else, loyal. While Clearly intrigued him, his heart belonged to Loraine, and nothing was going to dislodge Loraine from his affection.
Until, one day the impossible happened. While rehearsing for the Senior Play, a scaffold gave way, and fell on Loraine crushing the life out of her. Sam was inconsolable. He kept thinking that there was something, anything that he could have done. His depression last for weeks, until one day, Clearly dropped her keys in front of him. As he stooped to pick them up for her a smile came on his face as he thought, “I can see Clearly now, Loraine is gone.”
So long, man. You left us smiling.