Saint Peter and I will soon discuss his hammer.

[Byron In Exile]

By 2112 at the latest.

He wants it discussed, I'm on the fence.

This is the best we can do, folks.

Garbage in, garbage out.

And it's not the first time, either.

 

[islandman]

One does not discuss another's hammer.

It's considered poor form.

 

[Farrah]

*subscribes*

 

[Saint Peter]

First of all, there is not one hammer. There is an entire big drawer full of hammers. Hammers are very specific for the job being done.

I have sheet metal hammers, ball peen hammers, brass hammers, big ass hammers, little bitty hammers, and an old sledge hammer from Grandpa's farm that gets the business done.

 

[islandman]

He said 'ball peen'.

 

[Saint Peter]

A great stress reliever.

 

[RobDownSouth]

First of all, there is not one hammer. <snip>

Sez you!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1BVmoNhecFU/T6eZMBC7aEI/AAAAAAAACCk/Rz6qWI3EvlU/s1600/mjolnir_sinscription.jpg

 

[MonaLittle]

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the mornin', I'd hammer in the evening...and all over this land.....

 

[Saint Peter]

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the mornin', I'd hammer in the evening...and all over this land.....

Would you like to see my hammer drawer?

 

[Byron In Exile]

One does not discuss another's hammer.

It's considered poor form.

What the hell?

What sort of gutter-lingo is this? And what do you think we're talking about? Did you just get back from Thailand or something?

 

[Saint Peter]

Orange gum makes me happy.

 

[Byron In Exile]

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the mornin', I'd hammer in the evening...and all over this land.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TWd3skb-Rw

 

[Byron In Exile]

Orange gum makes me happy.

Pinwheels and licorice make you happy.

Ever hear of a man named Pavlov?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Getting back to the original topic...
http://ibankcoin.com/chessnwine/wp-content/imagescaler/bcab78bc19f9b3883dde940ecf5559b6.jpg

 

[MonaLittle]

Orange gum makes me happy.

I like chewing orange gum while wearing a Carhartt shirt and holding a hammer.

 

[MonaLittle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TWd3skb-Rw

Right idea sweetcheeks. Wrong song.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Would you like to see my hammer drawer?

Nobody can deny your hammer drawer.

Every time I'm out with my friends, and we're shitfaced, and someone says, "let's hammer the shit out of something!" — that's when I suggest we go to Colorado to visit my buddy Pete, who has everything.

But there's always one guy who's a little too drunk and fucks the whole thing up. Then we have to take him to the ER and it's bye-bye hammers. Until next time.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Right idea sweetcheeks. Wrong song.

Mine's the better song.

Look, Lil' Miss Puddin'-pants, top it.

You know what he's done, so you know it's a pretty wide field.

 

[thør]

Are you going to wipe his hammer clean and dry it before putting it away?

 

[islandman]

I like chewing orange gum while wearing a Carhartt shirt and holding a hammer.

The stuff fantasies are made of.

 

[Saint Peter]

I have always liked these. The weight is perfect on all of them.

http://www.testequipmentdepot.com/ridgid/images/hammer.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

The fiberglass handle is tough, but I prefer wood.

http://www.magnumtools.com/images/MW-H1.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

Malco. The leather grip get slippery as fuck when you work as hard as Pete does. Use caution.

http://hi.atgimg.com/img/p400/3779/rh4.jpg

 

[islandman]

The fiberglass handle is tough, but I prefer wood.

http://www.magnumtools.com/images/MW-H1.jpg

Better shock absorption if you're wielding it all day.

 

[Saint Peter]

Better shock absorption if you're wielding it all day.

Yeah. I don't know. I like wood handles but there are plenty that like the composites better.