Saddam Hussein Expected To Win Iraqi Election

[Sandia]

His campaign song is Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You.."

Really.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

In my country, the ruling party also always won every election. The rules always favor them.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Let's seelast election he held, he had his hence men stand over the ballots with sub machine guns, any one who votes against saddam has to write thier name and address on the ballot in front of the guards sight for verification and then they are taken out in the back alley quietly.

 

[Guest]

You fucking infidel bastard

I will cut your lying tongue out and feed it to my most prized camels

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Poor attempt at humor.

 

[Phoenyx]

Iraqui ballot.....

Do you want Sadam as president

Or

do you want to Die
==========

soem choice huh

 

[FallenSeraph]

Of course he's gonna win, his name it the only name on the fucking ballot! And every person voting has their ballot with their ID number on it so they better vote yes for him or they'll end up six feet under (literally). Plus, the U.S. is about to attack and what do people do in a situation like that? they gather around their leader for protection.

 

[hogjack]

Well

Iraqui ballot.....

Do you want Sadam as president

Or

do you want to Die
==========

soem choice huh

But it's hard to argue with his platform, brilliantly conceived as it is. And his presence in the debates has been impressive, his breadth of knowledge seemingly limitless, and his pronunciation of even the most arcane terms perfect.

 

[Guest]

Can...

Saddam get more than the 99.96% of vote he got last time?.....we'll wait and see *rolls eyes*

 

[Sillyman]

Well, you don't see him playing cover-up over some goat-fucking scandal do you?