Sad news about beer.

[*bratcat*]

 

[Black_Bird]

And this is why I drink Rum.

 

[plasticman33]

You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively,without making sense, became
overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

Only six pints did all that? Guess I'd better not drink Canadian beer!

 

[wizbit9]

chortle chortle

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[AzureAngel]

I was always one for the harder stuff anyhow - thank god.

I'm enough of a woman already.

 

[wizbit9]

You sound like you are choking on your sixth beer.

no just agreeing with the similaritys that have been made about females

 

[Starblayde]

But we all know women are multi-tasking:

They can speak and piss you off at the same time

 

[unclej]

wellll....that explains where these breasts came from..

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[wizbit9]

multi talented maybe but the original post didnt advertise the abilities of the female sex ( take time to smack me sorry )

 

[*bratcat*]

I just received this warning in my email...

 

[plasticman33]

 

[Rambrat]

You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively,without making sense, became
overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

*drinking sixth beer*

Hey...do these pants make me look fat?..."

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Re: Sad news about beer.

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Re: Re: Sad news about beer.

No, the pants look fine...it is you that makes you look fat.



(that's a joke...I have just always wanted to say that to someone!)

LOL...see...I set it you for you...

do I get a hug?

 

[InnocentAngel81]

haha if only it was true

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Sad news about beer.

 

[Sillyman]

haha if only it was true

Actually, there is a scarier side to this funny little post. My father was an alchoholic for many years. He drank very heavily, and would polish of a case of beer in a sitting, and had 3 cases a day. This went on for a good ten years or so, until after divorcing my stepmother, he sobered up.

Shortly after drying out, he informed me and my sister that he would be having a sex change. I am not making this up.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Sad news about beer.

How about a huggggggggggg and a kiss on the cheek...seeing as how we don't know each other all that well?

*looking at lipstick print in the mirror and smiling*

that's better much than I expected...thanks