BadForm
Bad attitude in any Form
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OOC: I have no idea where this is going, or if it can develop into a full thread, but I had this bizarre idea that was just too appealing to me NOT to write it. So, this thread is open to any ROLEPLAYERS who want to help lead it forward and see what develops.
IC:
"Hi... m-my name is Michael... and I... I am a S.O.M.E."
I shudder as I stare at the table, barely daring to look up. They've heard my embarrassing secret now. They know the worst. How could I have told them? But I needed help. Life has just become unmanageable and these people are like me. They are all S.O.M.E. This is, after all, a meeting of the Spouses of Mostrous Entities. I glanced around the table for confirmation that they understood. The wild-eyed guy with the crossbow looked kind of scary, but the young woman at the far end of the table wearing a bridal gown gave me a consoling smile.
"I guess I should have known from the beginning... I mean, the way Bethany chased the postman and everything but... well I just thought she was being flirtatious. And then there was the hair...
I blushed at that but carried on. Now I had started, I had to say everything.
"Bethany always kept herself shaved... down there... you know? So there was always a little hair in the sink, but around every full moon it just seemed to be out of hand. It didn't just fill the sink it overflowed across the floor. I asked her about it but she just said it was her 'time of the month' and I guess I was too ashamed to say anything more."
I felt a tear at my eye as the worst memory of all surfaced. This was going to be truly embarrassing, but I had to tell them.
"I guess it was last month that got just too bad to bear. I hope you don't mind me talking about this... its... well... its personal... you know...."
Someone touched my arm to encourage me to go on.
"I was just lying there, dreaming about the sea lapping on a rocky shore. Then the dream changed and it was a dog licking my face and body and then... oh god... and then it became stronger and I woke up and my wife was giving me a .... my wife was... god... this is awful... Look, I know, every guy wants their wife to wake them up that way right? Hell probably some women want that too I dunno... Well at first it felt really nice and I just lay there pretending to be asleep. I let my hand rest on my wife's head and her hair felt really strange, but it was night so I guessed it was just messy. Until her teeth grazed against my... oh god, sorry... my co... my..."
I went silent for a second.
"They were SHARP! Not just sharp, they were pointed! I sat up in bed and saw this half-human, half-wolf type thing down there. I screamed and ran out the bedroom to hide in the bathroom. It took me over a day to get the courage to come out of there.
"That was last full moon. My wife and I haven't made love since then. I just don't know what to do."
IC:
"Hi... m-my name is Michael... and I... I am a S.O.M.E."
I shudder as I stare at the table, barely daring to look up. They've heard my embarrassing secret now. They know the worst. How could I have told them? But I needed help. Life has just become unmanageable and these people are like me. They are all S.O.M.E. This is, after all, a meeting of the Spouses of Mostrous Entities. I glanced around the table for confirmation that they understood. The wild-eyed guy with the crossbow looked kind of scary, but the young woman at the far end of the table wearing a bridal gown gave me a consoling smile.
"I guess I should have known from the beginning... I mean, the way Bethany chased the postman and everything but... well I just thought she was being flirtatious. And then there was the hair...
I blushed at that but carried on. Now I had started, I had to say everything.
"Bethany always kept herself shaved... down there... you know? So there was always a little hair in the sink, but around every full moon it just seemed to be out of hand. It didn't just fill the sink it overflowed across the floor. I asked her about it but she just said it was her 'time of the month' and I guess I was too ashamed to say anything more."
I felt a tear at my eye as the worst memory of all surfaced. This was going to be truly embarrassing, but I had to tell them.
"I guess it was last month that got just too bad to bear. I hope you don't mind me talking about this... its... well... its personal... you know...."
Someone touched my arm to encourage me to go on.
"I was just lying there, dreaming about the sea lapping on a rocky shore. Then the dream changed and it was a dog licking my face and body and then... oh god... and then it became stronger and I woke up and my wife was giving me a .... my wife was... god... this is awful... Look, I know, every guy wants their wife to wake them up that way right? Hell probably some women want that too I dunno... Well at first it felt really nice and I just lay there pretending to be asleep. I let my hand rest on my wife's head and her hair felt really strange, but it was night so I guessed it was just messy. Until her teeth grazed against my... oh god, sorry... my co... my..."
I went silent for a second.
"They were SHARP! Not just sharp, they were pointed! I sat up in bed and saw this half-human, half-wolf type thing down there. I screamed and ran out the bedroom to hide in the bathroom. It took me over a day to get the courage to come out of there.
"That was last full moon. My wife and I haven't made love since then. I just don't know what to do."
