Rush Limbaugh can't get it up.

[phrodeau]

http://www.forbes.com/entrepreneurs/feeds/ap/2006/06/26/ap2841786.html

Associated Press
Limbaugh Detained at Palm Beach Airport
06.26.2006, 10:29 PM

Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.

Customs officials found a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra in his luggage that didn't have Limbaugh's name on it, but that of two doctors, said Paul Miller, spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.

A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was "labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes," Roy Black, Limbaugh's attorney, said in a statement.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement examined the 55-year-old radio commentator's luggage after his private plane landed at the airport from the Dominican Republic, said Miller.

The matter was referred to the sheriff's office, whose investigators interviewed Limbaugh. According to Miller, Limbaugh said that the Viagra was for his use, and that he obtained it from his doctors.

Investigators confiscated the drugs, which treats erectile dysfunction, and Limbaugh was released without being charged.

 

[RoryN]

This downfall just keeps getting better and better.

It's almost a pity that we'll probably have to wait another decade for Ann Coulter's. But, it'll happen.

 

[IndieSnob]

This downfall just keeps getting better and better.

It's almost a pity that we'll probably have to wait another decade for Ann Coulter's. But, it'll happen.

God, I'd hate to see her on Viagra.

Eeeek.

 

[RoryN]

God, I'd hate to see her on Viagra.

Eeeek.

Yeah. If she were any stiffer, she'd crack.

 

[LinearMan]

This downfall just keeps getting better and better.

It's almost a pity that we'll probably have to wait another decade for Ann Coulter's. But, it'll happen.

Fucking hysterical... he was coming back from the Dominican Republic (where, obviously, he was trying to have sex with young boys and some of the local livestock).

Let's sum up what we know about Rush so far:

1. He's a fucking criminal.
2. He's a fucking drug addict.
3. He's a fucking 3-time failure as a husband.
4. He can't fuck because he can't get it up.

I know that bestiality is the next bone to come out of his closet... it's just waiting to come out, trust me.

As far as Ann goes, it might take a decade to see her perp-walked, but it will be worth the wait.

 

[Gringao]

Whew, I'm glad we have liberals to zealously guard our privacy.

I'm puzzled...exactly how is this evidence of a "downfall?" I thought this was a legal drug that had been prescribed millions of times to tens of millions of men.

 

[Drinking Cap]

I'm puzzled...exactly how is this evidence of a "downfall?"

Because it's funny.

 

[mansome]

I use to work at a hotel that had a room reserved for people to come in during lunch to watch his television show in 1992..... People actually take this imbecile seriously today..........

 

[Killswitch]

Whew, I'm glad we have liberals to zealously guard our privacy.

I'm puzzled...exactly how is this evidence of a "downfall?" I thought this was a legal drug that had been prescribed millions of times to tens of millions of men.

Yeah

So is oxycontin but Im not holding any.

 

[Killswitch]

Because it's funny.

Well yes. Theres that too.

lol

 

[RoryN]

I'm puzzled...exactly how is this evidence of a "downfall?"

Excuse him, people. Gringao's a little slow...or, at least, he pretends to be.

*sits Gringao on a stool, and sits in a chair, facing him*

*deep breath* "Rush is being scrutinized for something as simple as a prescription mix-up because he was involved in a previous scandal of his own creation. Before, many people thought he was above such things. This represents a downfall."

There. Don't jump on him - let it sink in.

 

[LinearMan]

What does he tell the Llama's he's fucking while on Viagra?

"Talent on Loan from the Pharmaceutical Industry!"

 

[mansome]

Whew, I'm glad we have liberals to zealously guard our privacy.

I'm puzzled...exactly how is this evidence of a "downfall?" I thought this was a legal drug that had been prescribed millions of times to tens of millions of men.

because he's a fuckin' tool who thinks everyone who doesn't prescribe to everything he says should go to jail... yet he's already been found to have illegal prescription drugs in the past and now this..........

what moral christian person would need viagra anyway?

hmmmm

 

[Drinking Cap]

because he's a fuckin' tool who thinks everyone who doesn't prescribe to everything he says should go to jail... yet he's already been found to have illegal prescription drugs in the past and now this..........

what moral christian person would need viagra anyway?

hmmmm

If God wanted you to be able to get a hard-on, you would.

 

[Paendragon]

This downfall just keeps getting better and better.

It's almost a pity that we'll probably have to wait another decade for Ann Coulter's. But, it'll happen.

We all know Ann has a bigger cock than Rush.

 

[Gringao]

Excuse him, people. Gringao's a little slow...or, at least, he pretends to be.

*sits Gringao on a stool, and sits in a chair, facing him*

*deep breath* "Rush is being scrutinized for something as simple as a prescription mix-up because he was involved in a previous scandal of his own creation. Before, many people thought he was above such things. This represents a downfall."

There. Don't jump on him - let it sink in.

Oh I see. But now that it seems that it's all above-board and legal, your claim that it somehow indicates a 'downfall' of some sort is all so much wishful thinking, right? I mean, it still represents that for folks like you naturally, the Beautiful People that Think Properly, but in reality it's just a slightly embarrassing revelation.

 

[Gringao]

because he's a fuckin' tool...

Thanks for playing. I'm just not your intellectual match.

 

[phrodeau]

A few months ago, Rush claimed to be an "ubersexual" manly man.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=46788

 

[LinearMan]

Oh I see. But now that it seems that it's all above-board and legal...

... as opposed to his previous criminal activity?

 

[Paendragon]

Whew, I'm glad we have liberals to zealously guard our privacy.

I'm puzzled...exactly how is this evidence of a "downfall?" I thought this was a legal drug that had been prescribed millions of times to tens of millions of men.

And Ann Coulter.

 

[mansome]

Thanks for playing. I'm just not your intellectual match.

That's wonderful that we understand each other......and to see what a a great supporter you are of the infallable Rush Limbaugh.. Speaker of the truth and hero to the moral people of the universe......


who by the way.. .is a racist, a user of illegal drugs, a chauvanist, and basically a morally corupt christian......

 

[spacekowboy]

If God wanted you to be able to get a hard-on, you would.

That is fucking classic!

 

[Gringao]

That's wonderful that we understand each other......and to see what a a great supporter you are of the infallable Rush Limbaugh.. Speaker of the truth and hero to the moral people of the universe......


who by the way.. .is a racist, a user of illegal drugs, a chauvanist, and basically a morally corupt christian......

Like I said, who can possibly match such penetrating logic as this? The brilliant use of syllogism, irony...I'm just breathless. You are truly an intellectual of the Left.

 

[RoryN]

Oh I see. But now that it seems that it's all above-board and legal, your claim that it somehow indicates a 'downfall' of some sort is all so much wishful thinking, right?

The fact that the Viagra prescription was legal has nothing to do with the scrutiny which brought on the search - and the reason for it.

Another intentionally faulty interpretation? Doesn't this get old for you?

EDIT: Looks like LinearMan caught your b.s., too.

 

[mansome]

Like I said, who can possibly match such penetrating logic as this? The brilliant use of syllogism, irony...I'm just breathless. You are truly an intellectual of the Left.

It doesn't take a liberal to find the logic in his hypocrisy and why he's such a huge fuckin' tool........ but it seems like he's your buddy....... so good for you skipper.... you keep "staying the course" and god will love you