Rumple's Present to the board

[Rumple Foreskin]

Yuletide Greetings.

Unaccustomed as I am to having anything even remotely connected to me met with approval, I was surprised at the positive reaction to my seasonal AV.

Thanks to Yui, I found a free posting site. Therefore, my present to the denizens of AH, is the full length version of my AV.

There is one favor I'd like to ask. IMHO, the phote/AV/model needs a name. Any suggestions would be appreciated. If there's a host of, well, interesting ones, I'll pick the top ten and run a poll so the board can decide the winner.

Many thanks and happy holidays.

Rumple Foreskin http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/909970/Christmas03.jpg

 

[Guest]

Having already received this delight from you, I can only thank you again for the wonderful sight.

As for a name, um...

Bunny "Big Feet" A'Moan.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Fitting on two counts: Rumpskayaya

Perdita (looking forward to the ol'Rumply AV)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

On closer inspection I realized it wasn't me...whew. Though the similarities are striking, we are both brunette, both women and ...okay, that's about it.
Call her.... Miss"Sure my tits are perky and my ass is firm, but that will all end one day."

 

[cheerful_deviant]

On closer inspection I realized it wasn't me...whew. Though the similarities are striking, we are both brunette, both women and ...okay, that's about it.
Call her.... Miss"Sure my tits are perky and my ass is firm, but that will all end one day."

Or maybe Miss Plastic Surgery USA.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Or maybe Miss Plastic Surgery USA.

Yea, I can spot the fake ones a mile away, infact if you turn the picture on it's side they still stay up.

 

[cantdog]

Thanks, Rumply. She can be the figurehead on the Ship of Fools.

Pity that puts the buns against the stem, but that's another reason to call it Ship of Fools, I guess.

cantdog

 

[TheEarl]

Name her in true Mr Men style - Little Miss Cute Tits.

Little Miss Cute Tits had the cutest tits in all the world. Every time she went out, all the Mr Men would stop and stare at her breasts.

"Oh I wish, I wish my tits weren't quite so cute!" Little Miss Cute Tits exclaimed. "Then I could go outside without being groped by Mr Stretch."

Even as she spoke, Mr Stretch's hands were on her, even though he was over a mile away. What a to-do!

Then Little Miss Clever had an idea. "Why don't you put a shirt on? Then we won't be able to see your cute tits."

Little Miss Cute Tits went and got a baggy sweatshirt and put it on. It completely hid her cute tits!

She was able to walk around town, completely unmolested. For about a minute.

All of the Mr Men weren't looking at her tits anymore. Wihtout the distraction of her cute breasts, their eyes had managed to travel lower down her body and had fixed there. Little Miss Cute Tits saw Mr Stretch looking at her, but it wasn't his arms that were growing this time, oh no!

And that's how Little Miss Cute Tits became known to everyone as Little Miss Cute Pussy.


Seriously speaking, if I was to name the girl as a character, I'd name her Keira Skye. Simply cause I think it suits her.

The Earl

 

[cookiejar]

Looks like a honey bunny to me...

 

[R. Richard]

How about booty and booties with rabbit?

(Now I will never again be able to post a story without being bombed. I hope you are satisfied!)

 

[Pure]

Christina or
Cristabelle

 

[Just-Legal]

Angel Snowe

 

[Gary Chambers]

Miss Perfect Bum

Tits that have not been surgically enhanced may be a better idea in the long run, but we should perhaps not be too harsh on Karen. That's her name. She is Karen McDougal. I think the year was 1995, but I could be off by a year or two. The Christmas edition of Playboy had what was billed as Kurt Vonnegut's last short story. I haven't noticed anything new from him since then, so I guess it was true. I went to the local convenience store to buy a copy, and was suitably smirked and giggled at by some silly woman who saw my purchase as evidence of moral decay. When I got the magazine home I not only found Vonnegut's story, but also Karen McDougal, the December Playmate of the Month. That's her centerfold you have there Rumple.

She became widely known for a time as the lady with most perfect bum in North America, and I think she may have become Playmate of the Year too, although I can't swear to that. I read some years later that she became a dancer and eventually married a millionaire.

I still own the magazine, and this thread reminds me that I must get it back from my brother who purloined it weeks ago. I'll be seeing him later today, so I'll be bringing Karen and Kurt home to sit on my book shelf where they belong. Thanks for the reminder.

 

[impressive]

To hell with her tits. It's her "perfect" butt that bugs me. The left cheek should NOT be bigger than the right. It's further from the camera, after all.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

It looks like the Indomitable Snow Woman to me.

 

[doormouse]

Celine Silica (or silicone sp?)

Oh, and NOTHING you say is unworthy RF



bowing to the mighty RF I'm not worthy

Welll it's 8am, brain's fried after an allniter lol Best I can do lol

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Dunno about naming her, but that ass doesn't look quite right to me!!!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Gary wins the big cigar for coming up with the name of our bare bottomed model, Karen McDougal. I"m sure he's right because, in the interest of accuracy, I ran an image search on Google.

At first I kept coming up, so to speak, with a bunch of blocked site's. However, thanks to my persistence and valiant, free market Russians, I found a spot Karen McDougal that had several photos, including this one.


http://eros.rin.ru/photos/3813.jpg


Names for the AV are still being accepted. Some of the early favorites include:

Bunny "Big Feet" A'Moan (Tatelou)

Rumpskayaya (Perdita)

Miss"Sure my tits are perky and my ass is firm, but that will all end one day." (Abs - who else?)

Miss Plastic Surgery USA (cheerful deviant)

Ship of Fools (cantdog)

honey bunny (cookiejar)

booty and booties with rabbit (R Richard)

Indomitable Snow Woman (Virtual Burlesque)

(edited to add the following

Little Miss Cute Tits (TheEarl)

Toungable Buns (Boxlicker)

Bootsie (shereads)

Mooner McDougal (Gary Chambers)

Candi Cane (SensualCealy)

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Some others, such as The Earl, Pure, Just-Legal, and doormouse came up with names for the model, but Gary Chambers made their suggestions moot. Now, one can only hope these members of the AH intelligensia will put their great minds to work coming up with a name for the AV.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Gary Chambers]

Aanatomy of an arse

A buttock farther away from the camera should be smaller, no argument there. On closer examination the centrefold pic reveals a rum bum. A bum is a bum, however, and I find it hard to accept that Karen McDougal's is any less symetric than anyone else's. I forgot to pick up the magazine at my brother's place tonight, but I too managed to track down some scans on the Web. Here's a view that seems to confirm that Karen McDougal has a normal aft, although I'm now extremely worried about her shoulder blades. The right one seems lower than the left. Medical science is fascinating!

I didn't mean to make anyone moot. A thousand pardons on that score. The Playboy layout also featured her dogsledding in the nude. How about Sourdough Buns?

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Yuletide Greetings.

Unaccustomed as I am to having anything even remotely connected to me met with approval, I was surprised at the positive reaction to my seasonal AV.

Thanks to Yui, I found a free posting site. Therefore, my present to the denizens of AH, is the full length version of my AV.

There is one favor I'd like to ask. IMHO, the phote/AV/model needs a name. Any suggestions would be appreciated. If there's a host of, well, interesting ones, I'll pick the top ten and run a poll so the board can decide the winner.

Many thanks and happy holidays.

Rumple Foreskin http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/909970/Christmas03.jpg

Thanks Rumple.

*HUGS*

Merry Christmas, in case I miss ya

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Re: Aanatomy of an arse

I'm now extremely worried about her shoulder blades. The right one seems lower than the left. Medical science is fascinating!

I didn't mean to make anyone moot. A thousand pardons on that score. The Playboy layout also featured her dogsledding in the nude. How about Sourdough Buns?

Medical research can be so rewarding. Your dedication is commendable. However, I'm not sure "Sourdough Buns" is an erotic keeper.

--

Colly,

Merry Christmas to you and yours, lady.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[TheEarl]

Names for the AV are still being accepted. Some of the early favorites include:

Bunny "Big Feet" A'Moan (Tatelou)

Rumpskayaya (Perdiat)

Miss"Sure my tits are perky and my ass is firm, but that will all end one day." (Abs - who else?)

Miss Plastic Surgery USA (cheerful deviant)

Ship of Fools (cantdog)

honey bunny (cookiejar)

booty and booties with rabbit (R Richard)

Indomitable Snow Woman (Virtual Burlesque)

Some others, such as The Earl, Pure, Just-Legal, and doormouse came up with names for the model, but Gary Chambers made their suggestions moot. Now, one can only hope these members of the AH intelligensia will put their great minds to work coming up with a name for the AV.

Rumple Foreskin

Ahem. What happened to 'Little Miss Cute Tits'?

Just thought of something - do you guys have Mr Men books in America?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Just thought of something - do you guys have Mr Men books in America?

Yes, I used to get them for my sons. Your post was very funny.

Pear

 

[TheEarl]

Sorry, that wasn't meant to be an 'Acknowledge me!' post. Just curious.

The Earl

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Sorry, that wasn't meant to be an 'Acknowledge me!' post. Just curious.

The Earl

Around here, just ask and that knowledge you seek shall be revealed. (Thanks, Perdita.)

I will now be proud to recognize, 'Little Miss Cute Tits' as your official entry.

Rumple Foreskin