Ramlick's Troll
Experienced
- Joined
- Oct 11, 2000
- Posts
- 36
1. Rumlick says take off your clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Rumlick says walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her making the "Woo-ooo" sound.
3. Rumlick says look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (NOT). Admire the size of your dick in the mirror, scratch your balls and smell your fingers for one last whiff (Rumlick says this stimulates his alpha waves).
4. Rumlick says get in the shower.
5. Rummy says don't bother to look for a washcloth. (real men don't use one)
6. Rumlick says wash your face.
7. Rumlick says wash your armpits.
8. Rumlick says crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
9. Rumlick says wash your privates and surrounding area only.
10. Rummy says wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
11. Ramsdick says shampoo your hair. (do not use conditioner or your a sissy).
12. Rumlick says make a shampoo Mohawk.
13. Rumlick says pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror going Woo-ooo.
14. Rumlick says Pee (in the shower).
15. Rumlick says rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hang out of the tub the whole time.
16. Rumlick says partial dry off.
17. Rumlick says look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles and admire dick size. If its greater than three inches, yell Wahooooooooooo.
18. Rumlick says, leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
19. Rumlick says return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your dick, go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis at her.
20. Rummylick says throw wet towel on the bed, bend over, fart throw arms in air and yell, "Touchdown".
2. Rumlick says walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her making the "Woo-ooo" sound.
3. Rumlick says look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (NOT). Admire the size of your dick in the mirror, scratch your balls and smell your fingers for one last whiff (Rumlick says this stimulates his alpha waves).
4. Rumlick says get in the shower.
5. Rummy says don't bother to look for a washcloth. (real men don't use one)
6. Rumlick says wash your face.
7. Rumlick says wash your armpits.
8. Rumlick says crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
9. Rumlick says wash your privates and surrounding area only.
10. Rummy says wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
11. Ramsdick says shampoo your hair. (do not use conditioner or your a sissy).
12. Rumlick says make a shampoo Mohawk.
13. Rumlick says pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror going Woo-ooo.
14. Rumlick says Pee (in the shower).
15. Rumlick says rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hang out of the tub the whole time.
16. Rumlick says partial dry off.
17. Rumlick says look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles and admire dick size. If its greater than three inches, yell Wahooooooooooo.
18. Rumlick says, leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
19. Rumlick says return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your dick, go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis at her.
20. Rummylick says throw wet towel on the bed, bend over, fart throw arms in air and yell, "Touchdown".
but I prefer to let the Girlfiend do it for me tho 
And I do very much prefer to wash her too 
( any way I can that is, Tongue Lashing is still the best tho 
