(Inspired by the Evil Overlord List.)
If I am stalking a group of teenagers, I will not begin with the horny couple having sex in a parked van. Such can easily be picked off at my leisure. Instead, I will start with the smart, spunky virgin who might work out a way to defeat me.
My Chamber of Horrors will not be located in a remote farmhouse. True, that is a good way to prevent the neighbors from hearing the screams; but, if too many travelers mysteriously disappear, at some point the authorities will comb the countryside. Instead, my Chamber of Horrors will be located in some place where neither screams nor disappearances will attract attention, such as the South Bronx.
I will not send taunting messages to the police. If they want to catch me, let them work for it.
I will carefully meditate on the role of absurdity in human affairs before committing any murders at the behest of a supernatural being speaking through my dog.
I will never leave my manifesto on the office copier.
If I am stalking a group of teenagers, I will not begin with the horny couple having sex in a parked van. Such can easily be picked off at my leisure. Instead, I will start with the smart, spunky virgin who might work out a way to defeat me.
My Chamber of Horrors will not be located in a remote farmhouse. True, that is a good way to prevent the neighbors from hearing the screams; but, if too many travelers mysteriously disappear, at some point the authorities will comb the countryside. Instead, my Chamber of Horrors will be located in some place where neither screams nor disappearances will attract attention, such as the South Bronx.
I will not send taunting messages to the police. If they want to catch me, let them work for it.
I will carefully meditate on the role of absurdity in human affairs before committing any murders at the behest of a supernatural being speaking through my dog.
I will never leave my manifesto on the office copier.