Rules for Dating your Mother

[MILFenthusiast]

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[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Uh, most moms ARE lounge lizards. Motherhood is the oldest profession, politics is second.

 

[Atavist]

Well if 90% of mom/son sex stories have taught us anything, it's that you just show her your cock and she'll throw aside any familial barriers like a used tissue and start an uncontrollable descent towards doing anything to have sex with her son.

I suppose that's more for the, 'One Rule to Avoid Dating Your Mom And Get Straight to Fucking' list.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Well if 90% of mom/son sex stories have taught us anything, it's that you just show her your cock and she'll throw aside any familial barriers like a used tissue and start an uncontrollable descent towards doing anything to have sex with her son.

I suppose that's more for the, 'One Rule to Avoid Dating Your Mom And Get Straight to Fucking' list.

Liquor works pretty good on Mom.