Rule 1: Smileys, use of

[NoJo]

1a Smileys shall be mandatory in all posts for women/gay men.
1b Smileys should only be used for flirting by men.
1c The "frog" smiley should only be used in the direst emergency, or to refer pictorially to a frog.
1d The "banana" smiley should only be used to refer pictorially to a banana, or the male phallus (the female phallus may be represented by the "lips" or the "confused" smiley).

 

[Guest]

Well, I think all the pseudo-dykes should be forced to use the 'nana, right in the middle of their fore'eads.

Perdita (that's my labs, not a buss)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

~lucky (feelin' froggy )

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Well, I think all the pseudo-dykes should be forced to use the 'nana, right in the middle of their fore'eads.

Perdita (that's my labs, not a buss)

Made me laugh, P. I must also confess to wondering if you'll be overseas long enough to acquire the perfect accent to pull off fore'eads. (I hope so.)

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Decipher that.

Lou

 

[NoJo]

Either you're being completely disgusting and filthy, or your house is on fire and all your fruit and your pets are stuck inside.

(Oh, I just worked it out... I'll be round in an hour....)

 

[Guest]

Either you're being completely disgusting and filthy, or your house is on fire and all your fruit and your pets are stuck inside.

(Oh, I just worked it out... I'll be round in an hour....)

 

[Guest]

 

[Liar]

Either you're being completely disgusting and filthy, or your house is on fire and all your fruit and your pets are stuck inside.

(Oh, I just worked it out... I'll be round in an hour....)

Dam, you're good.

 

[Guest]

You're a sensual and sensitive women seeking LTR. You like puppies and kittens and long walks on the beach under the stars.

Nah, bollocks to that!

Originally posted by Lime
or an oversexed looney twat

Bingo! How on earth did you know?

 

[shereads]

1c The "frog" smiley should only be used in the direst emergency, or to refer pictorially to a frog.

The good news is, nobody here ever uses the frog except as a pictorial reference to a frog.

The bad news is, there are a disturbing number of frog fetishists.

 

[shereads]

Decipher that.

Lou

Daylight come and you want to go home, but Mr. Tally Man hasn't tallied your bananas. You are repressing a terrifying childhood memory involving a satanic cult ritual, Harry Bellafonte, labia and cats.

 

[Guest]

Daylight come and you want to go home, but Mr. Tally Man hasn't tallied your bananas. You are repressing a terrifying childhood memory involving a satanic cult ritual, Harry Bellafonte, labia and cats.

Whoa! You tripping again, girl!?

 

[shereads]

Whoa! You tripping again, girl!?

My career as a psychic isn't working out, is it.

Edited to ask: Which part did I get wrong? The cat? I know I'm right about Harry Bellafonte.

 

[Guest]

My career as a psychic isn't working out, is it.

Edited to ask: Which part did I get wrong? The cat? I know I'm right about Harry Bellafonte.

Harry Bellafonte was the only bit you did get right! The rest of it revolves around him and our shared hobbies.

 

[avery_elzmyth]

You got me, Tat! I clicked on your link for the Princess Twat's stories, expecting some sort of erotic trilogy.

Come on! Write those twat stories!

 

[Guest]

You got me, Tat! I clicked on your link for the Princess Twat's stories, expecting some sort of erotic trilogy.

Come on! Write those twat stories!

Please don't call me Tat, but Twat is fine (I am the Princess Twat).

I'm writing, dammit!!! My keyboard's on fire. Ok, I promise, the trilogy will be the next thing I start on. In the meantime, please feel free to read a sick and twisted tale about Santa.

Lou

 

[~hellbaby~]

 

[shereads]

Trash mouth.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Trash mouth.

George Bush squeaky head owner, by proxy!

 

[shereads]

George Bush squeaky head owner, by proxy!

Squeaky President Bush's Head and George Bush's squeaky head are two entirely different heads.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Squeaky President Bush's Head and George Bush's squeaky head are two entirely different heads.

Now that's just splitting hairs.




I sadden myself sometimes.

 

[SeaCat]

Was that splitting hairs or spitting hairs? Damn I need to defog my glasses again.

Cat

 

[Guest]

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/girl.gif



http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/sex-smilies-teen.gif



http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/sex-smilies-blowjob.gif




No banana. Just a pussy.

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/tiercat/tiere027.gif

 

[shereads]

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/girl.gif



http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/sex-smilies-teen.gif



http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/sex-smilies-blowjob.gif




No banana. Just a pussy.

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/tiercat/tiere027.gif