marshallmatters
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Ever since my mom Kelli divorced my dad last year, used money from the settlement for her "new me" enhancements, and moved us closer to Los Angeles so she can pursue her obsession with getting her own reality show, she's been more than kind of a bitch. To everyone. Especially me.
Everything is about her. Everything has to be perfect. She always insists on her way. Because she's hot and doesn't look like any of the other moms where we live, she stands out wherever she goes. Obviously for these reasons, all of the dads/husbands like her and the moms/wives don't. There's too many funny/surprising comments I've heard both groups say about her to list, so if you want to know, pick a group and ask.
Anyhow, she made up this job for herself that's like part party planner, part hostess, and part life coach/motivational speaker. Even I was surprised at how quickly it took off for her, which only added to her snobbiness. With her biggest event - and possibly big break - coming up, because of the stuff she's done lately to embarrass me, I'm thinking about turning the tables on Kelli and ruining her big event.
Here's a few pix of her at her last event where she gave a "motivational speech" about how to be successful in a new career. And then one or two others to give you an idea of just who she is. Feel free to PM or chat with your thoughts about her. There's no way you'll say anything worse than what my new friends (sort of friends, really, since I know why they let me hang out with them) have said about her.
Everything is about her. Everything has to be perfect. She always insists on her way. Because she's hot and doesn't look like any of the other moms where we live, she stands out wherever she goes. Obviously for these reasons, all of the dads/husbands like her and the moms/wives don't. There's too many funny/surprising comments I've heard both groups say about her to list, so if you want to know, pick a group and ask.
Anyhow, she made up this job for herself that's like part party planner, part hostess, and part life coach/motivational speaker. Even I was surprised at how quickly it took off for her, which only added to her snobbiness. With her biggest event - and possibly big break - coming up, because of the stuff she's done lately to embarrass me, I'm thinking about turning the tables on Kelli and ruining her big event.
Here's a few pix of her at her last event where she gave a "motivational speech" about how to be successful in a new career. And then one or two others to give you an idea of just who she is. Feel free to PM or chat with your thoughts about her. There's no way you'll say anything worse than what my new friends (sort of friends, really, since I know why they let me hang out with them) have said about her.
