Ruin-A-Wish

[WustacheMax42]

This is a game were you, what else? Ruin a wish! Basically there are no rules and the game has no end. It's just something fun to do. After you grant a wish however, you should make a wish of your own.

Example
Me: I wish for a girlfriend.

You: Granted, only she punches you in the face every 5 minutes.

I wish for a boat.

Someone else: Granted, it has holes in it though.

And so on...


I will start: I wish for a car.

 

[lesyex19]

This is a game were you, what else? Ruin a wish! Basically there are no rules and the game has no end. It's just something fun to do. After you grant a wish however, you should make a wish of your own.

Example
Me: I wish for a girlfriend.

You: Granted, only she punches you in the face every 5 minutes.

I wish for a boat.

Someone else: Granted, it has holes in it though.

And so on...


I will start: I wish for a car.

Granted, although it has no wheels.

I wish to be on the beach!

 

[beachbaby179]

Granted, although it has no wheels.

I wish to be on the beach!

Granted. But you better run. There's a tsunami coming.

I wish I lived on a tropical island.

 

[WustacheMax42]

Granted, but it is populated by giant man eating spiders.

I wish I had a girlfriend

 

[lesyex19]

Granted, but it is populated by giant man eating spiders.

I wish I had a girlfriend

Granted, but she's a controlling, demanding bitch!

I wish I could go home

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Granted, but she's a controlling, demanding bitch!

I wish I could go home

No problem only the basement is flooded...

I wish I had my cat back...

 

[Tallulah82]

No problem only the basement is flooded...

I wish I had my cat back...

Granted... a brain-eating zombie cat you have!

I wish I could meet the man of my dreams

 

[extreme_hetro_sex]

Granted... a brain-eating zombie cat you have!

I wish I could meet the man of my dreams

Granted...but he's gay.

I wish to be happy.

 

[LWulf]

I wish to be happy.

Granted, you are so happy, you're gay!

I wish the next person an unruinable wish!

Hah! good luck with that one!

 

[Mac380]

Granted, you are so happy, you're gay!

I wish the next person an unruinable wish!

Hah! good luck with that one!

Granted you have now drowned in a swimming pool full of money.

I wish Kilt checks were compulsory


(ooh I've left myself wide open for this one )

 

[Tallulah82]

Granted you have now drowned in a swimming pool full of money.

I wish Kilt checks were compulsory


(ooh I've left myself wide open for this one )

So much frequent exposure has led to frost-bite and you're now dickless

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and never put on weight

 

[extreme_hetro_sex]

Granted...but you have to fart a lot to lose the excess weight.

I wish to join the mile high club?

 

[adrina]

Granted...but you have to fart a lot to lose the excess weight.

I wish to join the mile high club?

Granted but you got stock in the bathroom and had to be rescued.

I wish I had some nice hot coffee.

 

[Newsub122]

Granted but you got stock in the bathroom and had to be rescued.

I wish I had some nice hot coffee.

Granted, but you've spilled it in your lap.

I wish I could sleep in without consequence.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Granted, but you've spilled it in your lap.

I wish I could sleep in without consequence.

Then you forget to turn the alarm off

I wish I had the day off

 

[lesyex19]

Then you forget to turn the alarm off

I wish I had the day off

Granted! But you spend it in the hospital.

I wish my husband was home today

 

[Mac380]

Then you forget to turn the alarm off

I wish I had the day off

Granted! But you spend it in the hospital.

I wish my husband was home today

Granted but he has the 'runs' and has to stay in the toilet all day.

I wish someone else would input all this data.

 

[neakman]

Granted but he has the 'runs' and has to stay in the toilet all day.

I wish someone else would input all this data.

Done!, but it was inputted into the entirely wrong file.

I wish I would win the lottery.

 

[Mac380]

Done!, but it was inputted into the entirely wrong file.

I wish I would win the lottery.

Granted, but it was the St Helena lottery and first prize is a bucket of fish.

I wish I had animal magnetism

 

[DarkSimian]

Granted, but it was the St Helena lottery and first prize is a bucket of fish.

I wish I had animal magnetism

Granted, all the dogs in town want to hump your leg.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl, on the phone I would call her....