Ruin a classic film......

[Guest]

Here's a chance to safely vent some steam by ruining the enjoyment of someone watching a classic film for the first time by revealing something vital.....Here's my contibution;

1)Rosebud was his sled.
2)Darth Vader is Luke's father.
3)The killer was the butler.
4)The lovebirds caused the problem.
5)Norman was his own mother.

 

[brisbon]

Rodent

 

[Oasis690]

1. e.t. actually stood for extra testicle
2. cher did all of tom cruise's stunts in mission impossible

 

[Pyper]

She's a man.

 

[zach79]

1) Edward Norton is Brad Pitt in Fight Club
2) The terminator is lowered into molten steel
3) Old Yeller gets rabies and is shot
4) Henry Hill in Goodfellas rats on everyone
5) Maximus dies in the coliseum

 

[Never]

Which movie was number 4 fallen?

 

[Dougy]

The Warriors make it home!

 

[Guest]

Number Four

Sir Alfred Hitchcock's masterpieof avian terror, The Birds......

 

[Pyper]

The main character is dead the entire time!

That ruins TWO movies. Damn, I'm good.

 

[perks]

1) Debbie really does dallas

 

[perks]

His wife's head was in the box.

 

[Pyper]

Here's an obscure one:

John G. didn't kill his wife, he did.

 

[perks]

He was just looking for his nemesis, his reason to live.

LoneStar was a prince all along.

 

[Pyper]

He's cryogenically frozen and it's all a dream.

 

[Guest]

A sin should my friends see this.

Kord saw himself in the book.

 

[AmatoriuS]

Here's an obscure one:

John G. didn't kill his wife, he did.

ohhh man thats driving me crazy , i can't remember what film that was

 

[CoolidgEffect]

His college roomate and his spymaster are all in his head.

 

[aaron697]

Jacobs Ladder

It was his life passing before him......

 

[Pyper]

I like the obscure ones:

The communist spy is his MOTHER!

 

[AmatoriuS]

ok phew it was Memento , damn my frazzled brain!

 

[perks]

it's all a fight over a soul of a dead Colonel


The bus driver gets it on with the penguin.

 

[aaron697]

ok phew it was Memento , damn my frazzled brain!

Tada....wonderful movie..

 

[scylis]

Noone is the killer. the "phone number" he writes at each of his previous killings (like the one at the beginning) has no ones in it (there's no one, Noone, in it). the killing at the ATM machine and the quick stop thing were to get the transplant heart (both were organ donors). that scar on the front of his chest from the surgury is often called a "zipper; " i know, i have one (that has nothing to do with the plot or such, i just felt like sharring).

Gandalf DOES die. really.

 

[aaron697]

I like the obscure ones:

The communist spy is his MOTHER!

Manchurian Candidate?

 

[Pyper]

Manchurian Candidate?

Bingo. But, shh, it's more fun if nobody knows.