Rudolf the red-nosed ...

[CharleyH]

WHAT ... What is your opinion? PS. So many ideas.

 

[bronzeage]

WHAT ... What is your opinion?

Rudolf the red nosed, one eyed, blue veined trouser snake.

Was that what you wanted?

 

[Angeline]

Rudolf the red nosed, one eyed, blue veined trouser snake.

Was that what you wanted?

That must be the part of the song I don't recall. Ahem.

As for opinions, I am all for reindeer especially when they are leading Santa and his erm sack to my house.

 

[CharleyH]

That must be the part of the song I don't recall. Ahem.

As for opinions, I am all for reindeer especially when they are leading Santa and his erm sack to my house.

LOL: I'll start a poem... write one stanza only, and let others finish it. The first line is:

Rudolf, your red nose concerns me...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

The reindeer were all female anyway seeing as they still had their antlers (who else but females could lead a old fat man across the world in one night?) which leads me to wonder if Rudolph was angling for a sex change

 

[CharleyH]

The reindeer were all female anyway seeing as they still had their antlers (who else but females could lead a old fat man across the world in one night?) which leads me to wonder if Rudolph was angling for a sex change

Let's write a Christmas poem, one stanza each and starting with "Rudolf, your red nose concerns me..."

 

[butters]

Let's write a Christmas poem, one stanza each and starting with "Rudolf, your red nose concerns me..."

you writing the first, charley? i'm game

 

[bronzeage]

Rudolf, your red nose concerns me.
The rest of us fly in your nasal mist,
galloping through your viral sea,
a worse exposure than being kissed
by a sniffling seal or arctic whore.
The season is pestilent enough
without your contagious spore
filling the air with every grunt and puff.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Rudolf, your red nose concerns me.
The rest of us fly in your nasal mist,
galloping through your viral sea,
a worse exposure than being kissed
by a sniffling seal or arctic whore.
The season is pestilent enough
without your contagious spore
filling the air with every grunt and puff.

i love it!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Rudolf, your red nose concerns me,
as it does the rest of the clan,
has it grown by itself to proportions
yet unknown in this region to man?
It's bulbous fluorescent leanings
brings comical tales to be told,
snickers and snerts (they must really hurt)
tell me this .... does it keep out the cold?

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Rudolf, your red nose concerns me
It’s growing a little bit dim.
I don’t want to collide with an angel,
that would be frightfully grim,
with feathers and halo cascading
and the angel hit in mid-hymn.
Dasher gave him a tumbler of Oban,
“It certainly works well for him!”

 

[Angeline]

Rudolph your red nose concerns me.
Have you been drinking again?
A reindeer never learns, see
that you leave da booze in da pen!
Your proboscis must be a beacon:
sobriety on high beams (as it were),
so please while you go streakin
through Christmas Eve, deter!

 

[The_Fool]

Rudolph
red nose bright
no peeking in windows
or lurking in dark stalls
for you
Wonder if you light up
her desire
with your red light night lights
Some decadent
reindeer game
that makes you outcast

 

[The_Fool]

Rudolph your red nose concerns me.
Have you been drinking again?
A reindeer never learns, see
that you leave da booze in da pen!
Your proboscis must be a beacon:
sobriety on high beams (as it were),
so please while you go streakin
through Christmas Eve, deter!

Flyby mistletoe smooch.

 

[butters]

ohhhh kay, i'm not sure this thread went the way it was planned, but hey... i'll add my tuppence-worth of nonsense




Rudolph, your red nose concerns me;
as a metaphor, though, it's quite sweet -
but it's proving a dancer's distraction
and the swan's tripping over her feet.
It's even outshining the footlights
and the audience find it quite strange;
not so much fowls on the blue lake -
more a yippee-yi-yo on the range!
We'll follow you still, leaping Rudolph,
even Margot, for you're quite the rage -
but please leave the props in the left wing
and dance, like it's Christmas, on stage!







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[UnderYourSpell]

Bravo bravo all! I especially like Chippy's reason for editting lol

 

[Angeline]

Flyby mistletoe smooch.

And a dreidel grope for you, my dear M.

(Ok, I don't know what it means either....)

 

[CharleyH]

And a dreidel grope for you, my dear M.

(Ok, I don't know what it means either....)

Actually, I was hoping for more of a continuation from one stanza to another. Example:

One poet - me - me wrote: Rudolf, your red nose concerns me.

In response, Bronze Age wrote:

The rest of us fly in your nasal mist,
galloping through your viral sea.

The poem thus far is:

Rudolf, your red nose concerns me
The rest of us fly in your nasal mist,
galloping through your viral sea.

At this point another poet writes ONE OR TWO LINES (not a whole God damn poem) that adds to this poem already started and allows another poet to continue and continue after that and so forth and so on.

 

[Angeline]

Actually, I was hoping for more of a continuation from one stanza to another. Example:

One poet - me - me wrote: Rudolf, your red nose concerns me.

In response, Bronze Age wrote:

The rest of us fly in your nasal mist,
galloping through your viral sea.

The poem thus far is:

Rudolf, your red nose concerns me
The rest of us fly in your nasal mist,
galloping through your viral sea.

At this point another poet writes ONE OR TWO LINES (not a whole God damn poem) that adds to this poem already started and allows another poet to continue and continue after that and so forth and so on.

I suspect we all knew that (I did), but it was more fun to just write the poem. Kinda like a same title challenge.

 

[CharleyH]

I suspect we all knew that (I did), but it was more fun to just write the poem. Kinda like a same title challenge.

Bunch of narcissistic sad sacks! lol

 

[Angeline]

Bunch of narcissistic sad sacks! lol

Perhaps, but I like my poem. It made me snicker.

 

[butters]

Actually, I was hoping for more of a continuation from one stanza to another. Example:

One poet - me - me wrote: Rudolf, your red nose concerns me.

In response, Bronze Age wrote:

The rest of us fly in your nasal mist,
galloping through your viral sea.

The poem thus far is:

Rudolf, your red nose concerns me
The rest of us fly in your nasal mist,
galloping through your viral sea.

At this point another poet writes ONE OR TWO LINES (not a whole God damn poem) that adds to this poem already started and allows another poet to continue and continue after that and so forth and so on.

well you know what they say about the best laid plans, charley and yeah, it kinda surprised me where this took us...

Bunch of narcissistic sad sacks! lol

and duh - but you know something? like Angeline I'm kinda glad it did. it never occurred to me that i'd start writing about rudolf the red-nosed reindeer and turn it on its toes into a Nureyev/Fonteyn mucking about on the stage poem!

p.s having returned and re-read my OWN (mwahahaha) i remain steadfastly cheerful and quite unabashed about it.

Perhaps, but I like my poem. It made me snicker.

there ya go - a perfect one-armed lift... *grande jeté's off screen....* she should be proud to have acted as catalyst for such grand writings *snickers*

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Actually, I was hoping for more of a continuation from one stanza to another. Example:

One poet - me - me wrote: Rudolf, your red nose concerns me.

In response, Bronze Age wrote:

The rest of us fly in your nasal mist,
galloping through your viral sea.

The poem thus far is:

Rudolf, your red nose concerns me
The rest of us fly in your nasal mist,
galloping through your viral sea.

At this point another poet writes ONE OR TWO LINES (not a whole God damn poem) that adds to this poem already started and allows another poet to continue and continue after that and so forth and so on.

OK - I'll play - two lines huh?

Rudolf, your red nose concerns me
The rest of us fly in your nasal mist,
galloping through your viral sea
while Santa just sits and gets pissed.
We're all in danger of getting "la grippe"

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

BUMP for Charley.

 

[CharleyH]

OK - I'll play - two lines huh?

Rudolf, your red nose concerns me
The rest of us fly in your nasal mist,
galloping through your viral sea
while Santa just sits and gets pissed.
We're all in danger of getting "la grippe"

To quote a famous movie, Trisse, "somehow, just because you despise me, you are the only one I trust." xo