Rubyfruits I wanna fuck...

[Guru]

 

[LukkyKnight]

Well, that plural is a bit bewildering...

 

[Guest]

There's only one Ruby!
But, if there was more than one I could have a threesome with her.
Cool!

 

[lickerish]

I wanna fuck.

*sigh*

Me too.

 

[Guru]

 

[LukkyKnight]

There's only one Ruby!
But, if there was more than one I could have a threesome with her.
Cool!

You are such a good thinker.

 

[Guest]

And a pretty damn good pervert.

Someone take me home. I don't make a mess.

 

[lickerish]

Reserve a week for me in August.

Will we still be horny by then?

I'll take you home raindancer.. i'll pet you and hug you and love you all over. You can sleep in my room too!

 

[Guest]

 

[KillerMuffin]

I think "the girls" can qualify Ruby for plurality.

 

[Guest]

I'd enjoy that Licky. Then, I could watch you and Juspar. Heh. Sorry.

[/hijack}

 

[LukkyKnight]

I think "the girls" can qualify Ruby for plurality.

Touche'.

I don't think Juspar'd come near me with a ten foot pole, rain, but I suppose to please you...

 

[lickerish]

LICKY, not LUKKY! omg lol, I can't breathe.





maybe he could do the watchin' rain

 

[Guest]

I've spewed. Damn, that's funny.
Yeah, LK can watch. Hehehehhee

 

[Rubyfruit]

Guru

My dirty and sweet man, you lifted my spirits tonight with this post.

Thank you.

*kiss*

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Oh Ruby......don't take your love to town.

Or rather, take it to town in the limo that I will provide. There is a full bar and a bubbly barwench included. Feel free to partake of all the car has to offer as it has the new aero-cushion ride and 60-jet hotub with bubblies.......and she has been trained in shiatsu, swedish, and oriental massage...

I'll await your arrival at the Funhouse......it's in town, by the way...

 

[Debbie]

IFB what's the bubbly barwench's name?
Or are you looking for volunteers?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

For a good time...Dial 1-900-debbieX. Free for parties, catered events and public functions.


Well, maybe not free, but 'available'.

 

[Debbie]

For a good time...Dial 1-900-debbieX. Free for parties, catered events and public functions.


Well, maybe not free, but 'available'.

For Ruby and the girls I will offer my services free.
It would be a wonderful party.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Good God Ruby......get thee to the funnery, Debbie is giving it away for free...

A little peanut oil, some sprinkles and a twister board and we have ourselves a real event!