RUBY! Todd is a FREAK!

[red_rose]

He was talkin' 'but bending me over the fire hydrant...and then he started babbling about macademia nuts and garden hoses...

..I won't even get into the part where he brought up hot sauce and a remote control

somebody hold me.... I'm scared...

 

[Rubyfruit]

LOL

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

but . . . but . . . but . . .

 

[red_rose]

but . . . but . . . but . . .

yeah... i didn't even tell her what you said about butts yet...

 

[Sillyman]

Hope he didn't shock you to bad rose, cuz I'm even worse. Heehee.

 

[Wiggles]

And you were expecting...?

 

[amelia]

whew...thanks for the warning...i was just about to PM him my number....

 

[red_rose]

whew...thanks for the warning...i was just about to PM him my number....

LOL

Wiggles... I was expecting him to save me from my evil ways!

who knew a toaster could be used as a sex toy????

 

[Sillyman]

who knew a toaster could be used as a sex toy????

Oh, anything can be used as a sextoy dear heart. You just have to be creative.

 

[red_rose]

I will just have to take your word on that, hon.

 

[April]

I feel cheated.

Todd, where's my sex talk? *sniffle*

 

[lovetoread]

I feel cheated.

Todd, where's my sex talk? *sniffle*

I know.

 

[lilminx]

Careful, Red Rose. I started a thread similar to this after I talked to Todd on the phone, and people actually took me seriously. I mentioned something about him wanting to see me have sex with small animals, and using kitchen appliances on me. People were actually annoyed when I told them I was joking around...

 

[April]

LOL I thought you were serious.

 

[red_rose]

Careful, Red Rose. I started a thread similar to this after I talked to Todd on the phone, and people actually took me seriously. I mentioned something about him wanting to see me have sex with small animals, and using kitchen appliances on me. People were actually annoyed when I told them I was joking around...

judging from the responses to this thread so far...I don't think anyone's really taking it seriously... they should know better by now...

You mean... he *didn't* offer to turn a garlic press and a ladel into the most erotic sex toy you've ever seen??

*shrug*

for the record... he did say something about bending me over a fire hydrant.

 

[April]

I think that once Todd finds THE girl, she's in for one wild ride!

 

[red_rose]

I think that once Todd finds THE girl, she's in for one wild ride!

lol... 27+ years of pent up sexual frustration...

...poor girl will run screaming from the room after about 10 minutes...

 

[lilminx]

LOL I thought you were serious.

Lol... maybe he was....?

 

[April]

LOL

I've talked to Todd. He's really cool. And not a mention of small kitchen appliances.

 

[red_rose]

LOL

I've talked to Todd. He's really cool. And not a mention of small kitchen appliances.

Lies! vicious lies! lol























I'm too tired to say anything witty at this point... and I'm running out of household appliances to make things up about....

*yawn*... can I go back to bed?