Rrrrrrrr!!!! (WARNING: RANT)

[cheerful_deviant]

Do the people who design products ever actually try out the f-ing things before they sell them!!??

Who the hell designs a high volume, commercial laser printer with a paper tray that holds about 450 sheets of paper when every standard ream of office paper is 500 sheets! WTF!

Anybody have a hammer I can borrow? I need to make some 'adjustments' to the printer.








OK, I'm feel better, carry on.

 

[Guest]

Do the people who design products ever actually try out the f-ing things before they sell them!!??

Who the hell designs a high volume, commercial laser printer with a paper tray that holds about 450 sheets of paper when every standard ream of office paper is 500 sheets! WTF!

Anybody have a hammer I can borrow? I need to make some 'adjustments' to the printer.

OK, I'm feel better, carry on.

Hotdogs and buns, CD. Hotdogs and buns.

 

[thebullet]

You got it, Dranoel. Until my wife stopped letting me eat hot dogs (and almost anything else that's worth eating), I regularly ranted on the inequality of hot dog packages with bun packages.

Obviously a communist plot.

 

[Guest]

oh quit being a whinerhead

 

[matriarch]

oh quit being a whinerhead

I love your take on the English language.

MWAHHHHH

 

[Quiet_Cool]

You got it, Dranoel. Until my wife stopped letting me eat hot dogs (and almost anything else that's worth eating), I regularly ranted on the inequality of hot dog packages with bun packages.

Obviously a communist plot.

Marketing geniuses, is more like it. As long as people are filling up on extra hot dog bun, why bother spending the money to lengthen the hot dogs? Especially when Bun'length hot dogs become more appealing (and cost more) for people who are notably picky.

Q_C

 

[Guest]

I love your take on the English language.

MWAHHHHH

english??
i dont know no stinkin english... i speak vellaese, ta verra much

 

[matriarch]

english??
i dont know no stinkin english... i speak vellaese, ta verra much

Ooops........my mistake....*bowing in chastisement*....

 

[Guest]

Marketing geniuses, is more like it.

The true marketing genius is the guy who doubled his products sales by adding one word to the directions :

Lather, Rinse, Repeat

 

[Guest]

The true marketing genius is the guy who doubled his products sales by adding one word to the directions :

Lather, Rinse, Repeat

But some have failed to see this marketing strategy. Take the multitude of hot sauces on the market; "Use only a drop or two..." I pour them on hot dogs like catchup.

 

[Guest]

But some have failed to see this marketing strategy. Take the multitude of hot sauces on the market; "Use only a drop or two..." I pour them on hot dogs like catchup.

No wonder you're a fire breathing life form.

 

[SeaCat]

But some have failed to see this marketing strategy. Take the multitude of hot sauces on the market; "Use only a drop or two..." I pour them on hot dogs like catchup.

And people wonder why I resorted to making my own hot sauce? I can go through a bottle of Tabascoe or Spank my Ass in a meal.

Cat

 

[thebullet]

There's a very old joke:

Did ya' hear about the couple that has been married so long they're into their second bottle of Tabasco Sause?

 

[Guest]

And people wonder why I resorted to making my own hot sauce? I can go through a bottle of Tabascoe or Spank my Ass in a meal.

Cat

Um. . . what?

 

[Quiet_Cool]

The true marketing genius is the guy who doubled his products sales by adding one word to the directions :

Lather, Rinse, Repeat

Good point.

Of course, I'm a 7 minute shower pro. Only one lather and rinse per day.

I think most people are in my market.

Of course, there are those habitual primpers...

Q_C

p.s. Don't even use Tobasco.

 

[SeaCat]

Um. . . what?

LOL
Tobasco, a hot sauce made down south.
Spank my ass and call me Sally. A hot sauce made in Texas. (Go figure)
I like my food to have almost as much attitude as I have.

Cat

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Um. . . what?

Spank my Ass.

It's excellent on a thick slice of Bis Ass Ham.

Q_C

 

[SeaCat]

There's a very old joke:

Did ya' hear about the couple that has been married so long they're into their second bottle of Tabasco Sause?

That could make for some "Hot" Sex.

Cat

 

[Guest]

LOL
Tobasco, a hot sauce made down south.
Spank my ass and call me Sally. A hot sauce made in Texas. (Go figure)
I like my food to have almost as much attitude as I have.

Cat

OK, I understand. I love it!

(I even found a link.)

http://www.tijuanaflats.com/home.htm

Check out the "Death Certificate" on the back of one of the sauces.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

OK, I understand. I love it!

(I even found a link.)

http://www.tijuanaflats.com/home.htm

Check out the "Death Certificate" on the back of one of the sauces.

Death Certificate?

Is that shit stronger than Insanity Sauce?

Q_C