Roses are Red, Violets are blue... Part Deux

[badjanus]

Violets are blue,
Roses are Red,
That's definitely my philosophy,
But only when talking about giving head.

 

[settledseas]

amany flowers are red. and a good deal blue. i miss all my friends i use to pm to.

 

[VoraciousValue]

One that I saw on a British telly show:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have chlamydia
And now, so do you

 

[mnbreastluver]

Roses are red
So is your dress
It’s not a good look on me
I must confess

 

[Taegul]

Roses can be red
Violets a multitude of blues
I will streak for steak
If grilled by @MedicalMuse

 

[MedicalMuse]

Roses can be red
Violets a multitude of blues
I will streak for steak
If grilled by @MedicalMuse

 

[MedicalMuse]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I’d climb in your bed
If you were there too

 

[SixShooter14]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you're in my bed
You know I'm there too!

 

[caitiff1969]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You might have flirted with me,
But I'm a guy without a clue.....

 

[WerdNerd]

Roses are red
My cock is hard
The full moon is out
Let's fuck in the yard

 

[Taegul]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I’d climb in your bed
If you were there too

Roses are red
They are pretty to see
You know damn well I'm still here
Since you left the handcuffs on me!

 

[WerdNerd]

Roses are red
Muse is so hot
I want to fill her
Juicy, tight twat

 

[Taegul]

Violets are blue
Roses are red
It's so nice to see
Romance is not dead.

 

[Lady_Libra_]

Roses are red
Cashews are a nut
Stop being shy
And let me touch your butt

 

[badjanus]

Roses are red,
Oranges are fruity,
You'll need to persuade me,
That you should touch my booty.

 

[Noor]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
It’s kind of weird
But I’m glad you’re still you

 

[Taegul]

Roses are red
Her dress is too
Why she's dancing with me
I haven't a clue.

 

[badjanus]

Roses are red,
And the flowers of Cupid
I can't do passion,
Because it's so humid

 

[Trubbycat]

Violets are blue
Roses are red
A tiger attacked me
And now I am dead

 

[Lady_Libra_]

Roses are red
When they die they turn brown
But…

 

[Taegul]

Roses are red
I'd give you a bouquet
Because I am the hunter
And you are my prey

 

[Taegul]

Roses are red
My drink is cold
Come here, Scarlett Johansson
Gimme something to hold.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Roses are red
It’s raining so bored
At least I got too
Play with my sword

 

[snexxer]

Roses are red
Grass is depressing
Let's make love
While slowly undressing.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Roses are red
It’s raining so bored
At least I got too
Play with my sword

Roses are red
It’s good that you’re back
Comedy around here
Has been very slack