Roses are Red, Violets are blue... Part Deux

[Pantyboy74]

Roses are red
Poinsettias are too
I hope Santa remembers
A toy for me too

Violets are blue
Roses are red
Dildos are fun
Even when not in bed.

 

[sexywriterfla]

Roses are red
Poinsettias are too
I hope Santa remembers
A toy for me too

Cute! Here's mine...

Roses are red
violets are blue
Got my mistletoe belt
Just for you

 

[beachbaby179]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
When the Christmas tree's lit
Can I unwrap you?

 

[Pantyboy74]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
When the Christmas tree's lit
Can I unwrap you?

Violets are blue
Roses are red
Im fine with that
Lets retire to bed.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Mistletoe has
Berries of white
Unbuckle your belt
Those pants look too tight.

 

[sexywriterfla]

Mistletoe has
Berries of white
Unbuckle your belt
Those pants look too tight.

With belt unbuckled
My pants not tight
Reach inside please
To behold the sight

 

[Sexybritches69]

With belt unbuckled
My pants not tight
Reach inside please
To behold the sight

And what to my wondering eyes
Did appear?
Why, Santa’s thick joystick!
What I wanted all year!

 

[sexywriterfla]

And what to my wondering eyes
Did appear?
Why, Santa’s thick joystick!
What I wanted all year!

My eyes twinkling,
Merry and bright
Your lips upon me
Definitely a good Night!

 

[Lia Monde]

I’ll bring flowers so gay
And even offer to pay
If you’ll kneel down
And suck in my crown

 

[Pantyboy74]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I get the feeling
Im annoying you.

 

[Taegul]

Roses are red
I'm still stuffed from Turkey Day
Let's jump in the sack
And burn some calories away.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Roses are red
Monday mornings suck
Why can’t we just
Stay home and fuck?

 

[Pantyboy74]

Roses are red
Monday mornings suck
Why can’t we just
Stay home and fuck?

Violets are blue
Roses are red.
Come on then darling
Lets jump into bed.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The bed sounds nice
The stairs do too.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The bed sounds nice
The stairs do too.

Roses are red
Their petals do fall
Me I'm quite happy
With you against the wall.

 

[Taegul]

Rose are red
They make me quite calm
We should have a three-way
Wanna call your mom?

 

[VIPER2121]

Rose are Red
Violets are Blue
That black teddy you wearing
Makes me want to fuck you

 

[sexywriterfla]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The bed sounds nice
The stairs do too.

Rose are red
Violets are blue
Those sexy britches
Look best off you

 

[Lia Monde]

Roses are red
Marijuana is green
After a toke
We'll do things obscene

 

[Sloane32]

Violets are blue
Roses are claret
Rain on my parade!
I’m better wet.
Get on your back
I love to ride
Up and down
And side to side…
If you’re good,
I’ll lose my speech
And speak in tongue
And lips and teeth.

 

[Taegul]

Roses are red
A very romantic gift.
I'll drive you in my car
If you can handle the stick shift.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Roses are red
Your stick is climactic
A happy ending with you
Is hopefully protracted

 

[Pantyboy74]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lets swap our panties
They'd look good on you.

 

[Sloane32]

Blue velvet violets,
Roses red like wine,
Sex doggy style,
Or sixty nine…
Up on the rooftop
Or under the tree,
You love getting laid
As much as me.
The variations
May not be news,
Sex has been around a while
And left some clues.
Some say sex is bad
And it’s a sin,
But aren’t sins forgiven?
So count me in.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Roses are red
Such a beautiful flower
Nice when I’m feeling sad,
Send some to Matt Lauer

Too soon?