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Edinburgh Festival was in full swing. Artists of all sorts mingled in the ancient city. I was there on business. I'm a performing art critic. I write about nasty people highly, and rubbish nice people.
I was also there to meet my online lover: Pandagirl1975. It was to be our first time real-life meeting. we had planned to do A LOT!
I tend to like the city. It's fun to walk. Steps, steps, and more steps. I like the castle on top of the cliff and the park which used to be a loch below. I like the view you get when you come out of the station.
I checked in a hotel right next to the station. £50 a night. Clean. Spacious. And fucking non-smoking!!!
I took a nap. I was tired after taking six hours trip from London by train. The ride, by the way, was enjoyable. Pretty view. I get to stay in New Castle for about seven minuts. I saw the river Tyne and bridges. I'm not sure if the train passed through Midlesboro.
Anyway, I woke up and took a quick shower. I brushed my teeth and shaved. No, just my face. I considered whether I should go au natural or... I gave myself just one sprey of Cool Water by Davidoff.
I took a look at my Rorix watch. 8:00pm. My appointment with Pandergirl1975 was at 9:00.
I wore causal clothes. A pair of blue jeans, boxershorts underneath. A black tanktop and white button down shirt. I looked great, as usual.
I took a walk, just to calm down.
Edingburgh Cemetery.
chorus
Something wicked this way comes
Something wicked this way comes
Something wicked this way comes
echo
something wicked this way comes
Something wicked this way comes
Something wicked this way comes
yayati enters the stage from right
Me: What the fuck!?
Agmamenone: Devil!
Narcisus: Boy, ain't I pretty.
yayati: Grrrrrrrrrrr!
The Desi man was rather tall for an Indian. About 6ft. He was naked except a pair of cream coloured thong. Speedo? He was on his all four, grawling. His mouth was forming at the corners.
Me: Wow, he can't be human. His eyes are amber-like and glowing.
yayati: Grrrrr. Phagggg!
Poseidon: Siren? Oh, Siren.Where are thee?
Qupid: I'm a little Devil with a halo.
Pope John Paul Goerge Ringo: Help! I need somebody!
The desi man began to jerk off at a furious pace.
yayati: Phaggg! Phaggg!!! Ohooooooooo! Phaggg!!!
The desi man ejacurated. His sperm was the colour of Violet. The jet streams cut through the air and hit a grave stone. yayati sperm began to melt the grave stone.
Oedipus: I gotta fuck my ma.
Ceaser: I came. I saw. I pronkerd.
A lightning struck the melting grave stone. Dust flew up, clouding the air. When the dust settled, there was a man standing there.
The Emperor ChilldVodka, handsomer and cuter than ever was back!
The Emperor: I'm back from the other side. I've seen it all. I cannot be killed!
sexy-girl: you see everything works out yayati wash your hands before you eat your dinner
yayati: Phaggg! suddup you stoopid gora.
yayati, his desimanhood in his right fist, exits the stage to the left
Black_Bird: I'm so ugly, everyone's scared.
Cheyenne: http://www.literotica.com.php?=thread number 123456
Starfish: Help! My tit fell off!
Unregistered: Stupid bitch. Die already.
I met Pandergirl1975. She was a great cook. We fucked. We came. She said in her Edingburgh accent, ''Me love you long time, baby. Muah!''
''LOL,'' I replied.
Not to be continued
Unsigned,
I was also there to meet my online lover: Pandagirl1975. It was to be our first time real-life meeting. we had planned to do A LOT!
I tend to like the city. It's fun to walk. Steps, steps, and more steps. I like the castle on top of the cliff and the park which used to be a loch below. I like the view you get when you come out of the station.
I checked in a hotel right next to the station. £50 a night. Clean. Spacious. And fucking non-smoking!!!
I took a nap. I was tired after taking six hours trip from London by train. The ride, by the way, was enjoyable. Pretty view. I get to stay in New Castle for about seven minuts. I saw the river Tyne and bridges. I'm not sure if the train passed through Midlesboro.
Anyway, I woke up and took a quick shower. I brushed my teeth and shaved. No, just my face. I considered whether I should go au natural or... I gave myself just one sprey of Cool Water by Davidoff.
I took a look at my Rorix watch. 8:00pm. My appointment with Pandergirl1975 was at 9:00.
I wore causal clothes. A pair of blue jeans, boxershorts underneath. A black tanktop and white button down shirt. I looked great, as usual.
I took a walk, just to calm down.
Edingburgh Cemetery.
chorus
Something wicked this way comes
Something wicked this way comes
Something wicked this way comes
echo
something wicked this way comes
Something wicked this way comes
Something wicked this way comes
yayati enters the stage from right
Me: What the fuck!?
Agmamenone: Devil!
Narcisus: Boy, ain't I pretty.
yayati: Grrrrrrrrrrr!
The Desi man was rather tall for an Indian. About 6ft. He was naked except a pair of cream coloured thong. Speedo? He was on his all four, grawling. His mouth was forming at the corners.
Me: Wow, he can't be human. His eyes are amber-like and glowing.
yayati: Grrrrr. Phagggg!
Poseidon: Siren? Oh, Siren.Where are thee?
Qupid: I'm a little Devil with a halo.
Pope John Paul Goerge Ringo: Help! I need somebody!
The desi man began to jerk off at a furious pace.
yayati: Phaggg! Phaggg!!! Ohooooooooo! Phaggg!!!
The desi man ejacurated. His sperm was the colour of Violet. The jet streams cut through the air and hit a grave stone. yayati sperm began to melt the grave stone.
Oedipus: I gotta fuck my ma.
Ceaser: I came. I saw. I pronkerd.
A lightning struck the melting grave stone. Dust flew up, clouding the air. When the dust settled, there was a man standing there.
The Emperor ChilldVodka, handsomer and cuter than ever was back!
The Emperor: I'm back from the other side. I've seen it all. I cannot be killed!
sexy-girl: you see everything works out yayati wash your hands before you eat your dinner
yayati: Phaggg! suddup you stoopid gora.
yayati, his desimanhood in his right fist, exits the stage to the left
Black_Bird: I'm so ugly, everyone's scared.
Cheyenne: http://www.literotica.com.php?=thread number 123456
Starfish: Help! My tit fell off!
Unregistered: Stupid bitch. Die already.
I met Pandergirl1975. She was a great cook. We fucked. We came. She said in her Edingburgh accent, ''Me love you long time, baby. Muah!''
''LOL,'' I replied.
Not to be continued
Unsigned,
lol
