Roommates seduce door-to-door evangelists

[Strangebuddy]

I used to live in a town that was frequented by door to door religious persons. Sometimes it was Mormons on pilgrimage, sometimes it was jehovah's witnesses, sometimes it was just a church wondering if you knew about them.

So I got an idea while reminiscing on that:

What if there was a pair of roommates who looked forward to the churches making their rounds as they loved nothing more than inviting them in and seducing them.

Didn't have much more than that, just a few stories about them snatching people up and leading them through a night of lust. I was thinking it would be fun if the roommates were in a same-sex relationship...and/or Angels/succubi, or witches.

 

[Hypoxia]

Well, that's more humane than our practice of feeding them to starved mastiffs.

I like your proposed queer-witch-demon aspect. We could have a progression told from a solicitor's POV. The pair of Mormon guys are first seduced by bisexual women, then by ensorceled witches, then by hot succubi. Somehow they escape them all, but not with virtue intact, oh no. They even start drinking heavily. Maybe they become Baptists afterward.

I was seduced in my door-to-door-solicitor days, but that's another story.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Let me start with your Sci-fi bend because I think that makes it work as you've already imagined it, you just need to stick with witches and demons and away from angels. That just sounds like an easy way to annoy readers for no particularly good reason. (Unless they are fallen angels or in some other scenario that would facilitate angels and voluntary sex.

Personally I think this scenario works a lot better however if you simply flip whose doing the seducing. Everybody has at least heard stories about if you want to meat a good 'X' go spend some time at church, and I presume Jews and Muslims have similar sayings. I think you could easily bend this just a tad into a church where some of its members are actively seducing people to join their church. Probably not as an official policy but perhaps. The important part is now you've got a couple gals and maybe a couple of guys who go door to door and showing people what it's like to be a member of such and such church.

Hell if you wanted you could even have it where it really is the official strategy. I imagine conversion by sex probably has a descent success rate. I can tell you for sure if chuch=BJ I'd find a church that met on Friday nights, one on Satuday, one early Sunday, one Sunday Afternoon, Tuesday night Bible Study, Wednesday Night potluck. Probably make up a few new events.

 

[Ishkar]

Sounds entertaining, with or without a supernatural twist.

 

[Hypoxia]

Sounds like we have two possible schemas and several sub-schemas here.

I. Innocent evangelists are seduced by targets.
Ia. Supernatural targets -- evangelists might escape.
Ib. Human targets in swingers' community -- evangelists are fucked.

II. Church of Sex evangelists seduce household targets.
IIa. Evangelists succeed enough for hilarity.
IIb. Evangelists are fed to family mastiffs.

Could make for an entertaining story cycle.

 

[Hellball]

This definitely appeals to me. Especially if it escalates from apparently normal (but seductive) women, to them being bisexual, to them being witches, to succubi showing up for the climax.