Roommate needs a hand...

[Yerkiddin]

I have shared an apartment with a co-worker. It was one of those rare events where some nice looking woman actually had her sights set on me, but never told me, and I about don't get hints, ever. It turned out she was a nutjob, so it's just as well I got away when I did.

It did leave me with a fantasy, though. Imagine you have a nice-enough roommate that you think is attractive, but you're not making any moves, because you want to stay on good terms, rather than risking your apartment. Your roommate's significant other is due over one afternoon, and an hour or so ahead of this, your roommate comes out to tell you they're going to be in their bedroom getting ready, and send the SO right in as soon as they arrive. The SO calls the land line, and explains why they can't make it, just about the time they were due to arrive. You knock on the roommate's door, answer the resulting, "Who is it?", and repeat the SO's excuse. After some cursing, the roommate asks you to come in and help, please.

You open the door find your roommate has found a way to secure their naked body in such a way that they are bent over the footboard of their own bed and tied or cuffed into place, ready for some doggy-style attention, and the room smells of sex, as though someone has been excited for some time. Apparently, the roommate finds you attractive as well, and while this scene was intended for the SO, they do have to turn to you for help...

 

[Carnevil9]

Keeping with your gender-neutral approach, how about this: the roommate has blindfolded themselves in the room. After you knock and the roommate says, "Come in!" you open the door without speaking. You see the naked, tied up, blindfolded roommate (actually, tied up isn't even necessary, just the blindfold), desperately in need of sex, and you figure, what the fuck? Roommate doesn't know I'm not the SO, so what could it hurt? You wordlessly have sex all night long, and just as wordlessly leave in the morning after one more blindfolded sex session.

Does roommate ever find out? Maybe the blindfold was sealed with a lock so they can't sneak a peak. But they still might find out when they eventually speak with the SO. Or maybe they do take off the blindfold halfway through the night and see you, but at this point they are hopelessly addicted to your much better lovemaking than the SO's. Or maybe they are horrified. I suppose it could go lots of ways.