Ron Jeremy on my TV

[Guest]

Has anyone else been surfing their local late night-early morning tv channels to come upon the infomercial with Ron Jeremy hawking penis enlargement pills ? When I first saw this I was certain all the proscribed experiments I had done in college involving my brain chemistry had returned to haunt me, then a few days later I flipped on the box and here was RJ schmaltzing the virtues of being hung like livestock. I guess the moral here is either if you recognize Ron Jeremy with his pants on you've seen one too many 1980s porn videos or if you're surfing the local cable channels at 5 am your lifestyle needs a serious reboot.....Whichever it may be, you bothered to take the time to read this and on behalf of the management I thank you and remind you to please tip your server......

 

[hogjack]

If Ron Jeremy is on your tv...

... you better get him offa there. He'll fuck anything in that room. The tv and tv stand will be a fucking mess, trust me.

 

[Sillyman]

He's everywhere actually. Ron does little cameo appearences all the time if you are looking.

 

[Guest]

Detroit Rock City

I absolutely loved Ron in his appearance as the MC in the male strip club in Detroit Rock City, no one else could have captured the sleaze of that character any better than him. For the record, DRC is right on the money about KISS in the '70s, been there, done that and actualy saw the Destroyer Tour in Louisville,KY and was AWOL from boot camp to do so......It was worth all the PT and KP I suffered through afterwards......