Ron Jeremy has a new bed

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I rode up in the elevator with him this morning. He was bringing up an end table and a mattress to his apartment, and I helped him out with the stuff.

Did I say "new bed"? Not really. The mattress was kinda old, and small, more like the bedding for a cot, not all all Porn King-Size. And I think I saw a couple o' stains.

What the fuck is he doing up there?

 

[lovetoread]

Whos Ron Jeremy?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You know every other porn movie ever made? He's in them.

 

[Ginny]

thre's a cool lil band from here....young guys...great band name:

The Ron Jeremy Trio

i think he's pretty damn mcnasty looking....<nodding>....but it is a funky, fun band name for sure....

 

[sunstruck]

Well does he ever film up there. Think about it, would you waste moeny on a new matress that is only going to be sex stained in a matter of days by countless numbers of porn stars?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I know "industry people" visit him here, but I doubt he's filming (it's a nice building -- lots of affluent old ladies with parakeets).

Maybe Marilyn Chambers is coming in for the weekend and needs a place to crash.

 

[sunstruck]

I know "industry people" visit him here, but I doubt he's filming (it's a nice building -- lots of affluent old ladies with parakeets).

Maybe Marilyn Chambers is coming in for the weekend and needs a place to crash.

Do you actually live in the same building as Ron Jeremy? I know Frat boys that would kill to be you.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I don't live here. Just a place where I do business. One of many.

 

[sunstruck]

I don't live here. Just a place where I do business. One of many.

I know that's not as shaddy as it sounds.

 

[rubymyst]

Who is Marilyn Chambers ??

 

[Dillinger]

Can I come over and stake out his apt with you? I bet we could pick up lots of hot babes!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The Ivory Soap girl.

Christ. If someone asks me who Al Goldstein is we're going to have to start demanding a written test for membership to all porn sites.

Maybe an oral test. I'll work out the details...

 

[rubymyst]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Can I come over and stake out his apt with you? I bet we could pick up lots of hot babes!

I'm married. You stake. I'll run for coffee.

 

[Dillinger]

Starbucks?

 

[sunstruck]

Starbucks?

Overated. Pass the Ben & Jerry's. More caffine in the moca fudge dream.

 

[Dillinger]

Stakeouts require donuts too.

 

[cutie pie]

Count me in on the stakeout, but only if some of Jeremy's younger male co-stars will be visiting.

 

[Dillinger]

I'd "stake" you out any day cutie pie!

 

[cutie pie]

Today?

 

[Dillinger]

Ah... that would be nice... I wish...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Raise your stake.

 

[Dillinger]

You know, now that I think of it, based on the way he looks today - Ron Jeremy probably requires donuts too.

 

[cutie pie]

You know, now that I think of it, based on the way he looks today - Ron Jeremy probably requires donuts too.

I think the way he looks today, he's had too many donuts!

 

[lovetoread]

The Ivory Soap girl.

Christ. If someone asks me who Al Goldstein is we're going to have to start demanding a written test for membership to all porn sites.

Maybe an oral test. I'll work out the details...

This is a porn site?