Romance.

[parodyluvr75]

How would you romance me? Feather my nest? Foot rub? Flowers? Chocolates? Partially digested worms?

 

[butters]

i'd build a pretty bower, decorated with flowers, sing the dawn chorus, and bring you chocolate cake of course

 

[parodyluvr75]

i'd build a pretty bower, decorated with flowers, sing the dawn chorus, and bring you chocolate cake of course

Yes!!

You know what I like.

 

[Laurel]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Jow0xbbSd1U/TgeG40vV2II/AAAAAAAAAEA/O1nB_4uVvQg/s1600/mama+bird+feeding.jpg

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I wouldn't. I have a reputation for good taste.

 

[bronzeage]

https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8321/8032204840_93710a70f8_z.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Jow0xbbSd1U/TgeG40vV2II/AAAAAAAAAEA/O1nB_4uVvQg/s1600/mama+bird+feeding.jpg

The surest way to a bird's heart is through her stomach.

https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8321/8032204840_93710a70f8_z.jpg

May I preen you?

 

[bronzeage]

May I preen you?

My eyes adore you.

 

[parodyluvr75]

My eyes adore you.

Bless your poor eyesight.

 

[Worm]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Jow0xbbSd1U/TgeG40vV2II/AAAAAAAAAEA/O1nB_4uVvQg/s1600/mama+bird+feeding.jpg

Awww leave the worms alone you effin bastard!!

 

[bronzeage]

Bless your poor eyesight.

I can see just fine.
https://33.media.tumblr.com/a693d23478923e1e5fa35bc44888cbc6/tumblr_nesbofOI9H1qfbon7o1_1280.jpg

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://cane.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/pileated_woodpecker.jpg

I'd peck the shit out of you.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I can see just fine.

I sent you that picture in confidence.

I'd peck the shit out of you.

Tempted, you have a nice pecker.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Cloaca fisting?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Cloaca fisting?

Ouch.