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ROGER THAT, SCOTSQUATCH by Deborah

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Quite excellent. With this latest work Sweet Debwa has surpassed herself. Drawing on such disparate sources as the Assyro-Babylonian 'Epic of Gilgamesh', CJ Jung's 'Modern Man In Search Of A Soul' and the June 1977 issue of Cosmopolitan, this Mistress of the Erotic Genre has woven a tapestry of words that sends shivers down the spine, blood rushing to the extremities and packs of rabid drooling gryphons to the rooftops of dilapidated churches in cities throughout the Western World.

I'd give you a brief synopsis of the story but, unfortunately, I hadn't even reached the end of the first paragraph before I was hurling biblical floods of ejaculate all over those dainty pink panties which Ms Deborah kindly sent me along with her glamorous press photographs.

http://www.literotica.com/storyxs/stories/rts_h_222_f0.shtml

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Enlightenment - now only $79.99!!!

Now, now, little Bodhisattva. Material wealth is like a block of ice that melts away in the warm bubbling waters of cosmic understanding.

(Sorry - I gotta say shit like that now they've pinned this shiny new badge on me.)

Rog-hartha Gautama the Rachel
 
...and a bargain at that price!

Roger, Roger, Roger. I now see the evils of my ways, and realize that stories that feed our carnal desires only prolong our suffering and block our understanding of the true nature of reality. Manu and I will now renounce our evil ways and only post stories that bring our readers closer to an understanding between us and the Maker of the Cosmos.


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Only kidding! We'll be posting the same porn stuff we usually do...
 
I made the mistake of trying to eat an apple while reading this story - and nearly fucking choked 7 times!!!

Fuck Don Ohlmeyer, Deborah - Dennis Miller wishes he was this arcane.
 
Haha, Laurel.

Yes, that's more like the kinda "spiritual lift" I'm after.

As it says in the Bhagavad Gita: "Let's git nekkid 'n' make ourselves a lil' movie!"
 
OUCH! This was so biting I've got teeth marks on my hands because they were too close to the monitor. It made me laugh and it made me wince and it's well crafted.

Political correctness as a fraction = PC/1. This story as a fraction =1/PC.
 
High Peaks said:
OUCH!.... It made me laugh and it made me wince
Click to expand...

Ouch, indeed, Cap'n Peaks - and you were only reading about it. I was THERE, Man - laughing and wincing into the wee small hours.

Never realised these theologian babes were so BAD!!!!
 
I'm not insane.

Yes you are.

No I'm not.

Oh, yes you are.

etcetera
 
You are not only insane Roger my boy, you're an animal!!!
Iiiiiii you are a proper willy wacker when you're on the scent. Did I ever mention that I love the body hair?









[Edited by Gingersnap on 07-09-2000 at 09:20 PM]
 
Why, thankyou, Miss Gingerschnapps. But are you sure you're not confusing me with the fictional character I play in Deborator'z stories? It takes hours in make-up and some fancy FX to get that desired effect, you know.

If you like I'll send you out a promo copy of 'The Making Of Roger That, Scotsquatch' (narrated by Leonard Nimoy) so you can see how it's all done.
 
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