ROFLMAO- Our Vice President...

[mcopado]

In the hallowed tradition of vice presidents, such as, Gerald "klutzy" Ford, and Dan "I can't spell potatoe, and it is a tragedy to lose one's mind" Quayle, now comes the unequvicable leader of the vice-presidental pack...Richard "I didn't know this thing was loaded" Cheney...

The associated presss is reporting the our esteemed Vice-President, while on a hunting trip today, shot an wounded one of his friends...

So is Letterman live on sundays? Or do we have to wait til tomorrow to hear what the late night comedians are gonna say about it

 

[Buster Cherry]

In the hallowed tradition of vice presidents, such as, Gerald "klutzy" Ford, and Dan "I can't spell potatoe, and it is a tragedy to lose one's mind" Quayle, now comes the unequvicable leader of the vice-presidental pack...Richard "I didn't know this thing was loaded" Cheney...

The associated presss is reporting the our esteemed Vice-President, while on a hunting trip today, shot an wounded one of his friends...

So is Letterman live on sundays? Or do we have to wait til tomorrow to hear what the late night comedians are gonna say about it

Just one more reason for total gun control and getting them out of the hands of idiots!

 

[mcopado]

Just one more reason for total gun control and getting them out of the hands of idiots!

Yep, that thought occurred to me too...

That and about 50 different jokes....

Vp shoots friend while hunting quayle in bush.

I just heard that it happenned yesterday, but the sat on the story for a day...Betcha they wanted to make sure Saturday Night Live didn't hear about it, they would've totally re-written their show around it...

 

[Buster Cherry]

Yep, that thought occurred to me too...

That and about 50 different jokes....

Vp shoots friend while hunting quayle in bush.

I just heard that it happenned yesterday, but the sat on the story for a day...Betcha they wanted to make sure Saturday Night Live didn't hear about it, they would've totally re-written their show around it...

Heh! If an ace like the Veep can't handle a gun, what chance does your average idiot have!

 

[mrtnmoon]

I just heard that it happened yesterday, but the sat on the story for a day...Betcha they wanted to make sure Saturday Night Live didn't hear about it, they would've totally re-written their show around it...

there's probably no way of ever finding out if the SNL angle is true.
if it is, it just amps up the ignorance level, because SNL wasn't even on.

 

[Shagly]

I am glad Cheney did not have a loaded machine gun.

 

[mcopado]

What should this caption be?

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2006/02/14/shooting/story.jpg

Here's a few of mine...

#1 "Guns don't shoot people, vice presidents shoot people."

#2 "Fuck it George, I'll go after Osama myself!"

#3 "And now, replacing Gerald Ford as the klutziest Vice-President ever..."

#4 "Voted last place in the running for the 2006 NRA man of the year..."

5# "Another reason why stupid rich people shouldn't be allowed to breed."

 

[mrtnmoon]

letterman's top ten

Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses

10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"

9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"

8. "Not enough Jim Beam"

7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"

6. "I love to shoot people"

5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter"

4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me"

3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?"

2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly"

1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife"

he also made a couple of jokes in his monologue. the late, late show's craig ferguson did almost his entire monologue about cheney. pretty funny stuff, too.... too bad I can't remember any of it.

check out other top ten lists here:
cbs late show top ten archive

 

[Bevo]

total gun control

Now that's just crazy talk. Idiots with guns are indeed a problem but not all guns owners are idiots.

 

[xfwas]

hmmmm