Robotic Ayn Rand!

[Never]

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Need advice about your latest megalomaniacal scheme? If only you could ask history's greatest megalomaniac, "novelist" and "philosopher" Ayn Rand. Too bad she's dead. But wait! In 1963, a secret cabal of Objectivists intent on taking over the Student Union at MIT built the first robotic Ayn Rand, and now you can own a Randroid® based on their original design. Comes with stock phrases such as "Morality ends where the gun begins," "Pity for the guilty is treason to the innocent," and "Nathaniel! Bring me another gin and tonic!"


Price: US$50,000 includes software*
*software tends to be rather buggy. For instance, your Randroid may oppose immigration, yet be an immigrant herself. She may oppose infidelity, yet cheat on her husband. She may espouse individuality, yet believe that only those who follow her are individuals. She may oppose the control of individuals by organizations, yet laud corporate power. These bugs can not be repaired.
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[Titania1616]

aaahhhhhhh! the real woman was wonky enough! people have been telling me the end of the world was coming, but if those things take over it will be true!

 

[Cheyenne]

Never? Is that really you? Where the hell are you these days? Enjoying cool breezes on the coast, I hope.

 

[patient1]

Clever is as Never does.

 

[Never]

Cheyenne
"Never? Is that really you? Where the hell are you these days? Enjoying cool breezes on the coast, I hope."

The French have taken over my town, it's an invasion!

Actually, I say this advertisement on their site and figured some of the people would get a chuckle from it. It's good to see you patient1.

 

[SINthysist]

Sounds like we could save money on programming a Bill Clintonbot...

 

[sexy-girl]

i want a "INSTA-FALL TRAP DOOR W/ CAMOUFLAGE" for door salesmen buy two and get one free as well you cant beat a deal like that

 

[modest mouse]

Alright, this made me laugh.

 

[Marxist]

Pretty funny stuff.

 

[sunstruck]

Never needs to read "Sewer Gas and Electic: A Public Works Trilogy" by Matt Ruff. It's an hysterical and amazing book that includes a holographic Ann Rand.

It's in my top 20.