Road Rage

[cantdog]

I just submitted an article to Humor and Satire about driving. Thanks for the inspiration. I'll give you a heads up when it posts.

 

[SeaCat]

You probably want the optional .50 Browning too - an even more "obnoxious" horn than your previous one. (I mean, hell, if you're going to run over them, why not turn them into Swiss cheese first?) (While you're fantasizing, why not an M-60 tank?)

Nah, no need to go overboard with armor. I'll take the LAV 25. It's faster than the M60 (It can go 60+ MPH) It's lighter and a whole lot cheaper.

As for the horn, no need for firepower in this thing. All the sweet little Q-Tips need is to see one of these barreling up behind them and they'll move.

They only cost around $900K. Hmmmmmmm, I wonder if I can get one with the Hybrid Engine?

LOL Coming home from work today I had a nice little Toyota cut me off as he dodged from behind a bus. I had to lock up my brakes to avoid hitting them. They then proceeded north at a steady 35 MPH. (The speed limit along this stretch of Rt#1 is 45 MPH.) As we came up to a traffic light I ducked into the next lane and pulled up beside the car. Not really a surprise to me but it still had me chuckling. The driver of the car was sitting there glaring at me and shaking his fist with the middle finger raised in the universal salute. It wouldn't have been quite so funny except the driver was this little white haired guy who could barely see over the dashboard, and his wife looked like she had to chin herself on the window sill to see out. Oh and they had the plates from my old state.

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