Rite of Spring, the Literate Libertine Edition

[PhallusOperandi]

Spring is officially upon us, which means it's time for endless cliches about mating, fertility, and fucking writ large. It also means I'm looking for a clever coquette who can convert those cliches into compelling conversation.

If you are she, message me. I promise to produce plenty of material for our mutual perusal- genetic and otherwise.

 

[NeonKnickers]

Spring is officially upon us, which means it's time for endless cliches about mating, fertility, and fucking writ large. It also means I'm looking for a clever coquette who can convert those cliches into compelling conversation.

If you are she, message me. I promise to produce plenty of material for our mutual perusal- genetic and otherwise.

I see your big words and raise you impeccable syntax and a smorgasbord of the most innocent innuendos.

 

[PhallusOperandi]

Still in the market for a harlot, in the tank for a skank, on the hunt for... a charming personality with a winning smile.