Rite of Passage

NemoAlia

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Well it had to happen some time: Tonight I smoked for the first time. My fiance and I went out and bought a pack of cloves thinking he would smoke one and I would enjoy the smell; but when push came to shove, I wanted to try it. I did, and it was sorta fun! No coughing or anything -- I had a good teacher. Now my lips are all sweet and my breathing is slightly acrid. And my heart is racing.

I don't plan to make a habit of it, but it was sorta neat.

Interesting: My first beer was Guinness, my first sex was rocky road, and my first cigarette was a clove.
 
Clove cigarettes are nice.
I used to indulge in them in college, but always got a pleasant head rush.

My first cigarette was a newport, my first beer was a Miller, (pfft) and my first sex was French Vanilla.
 
My first beer was Pabst Blue Ribbon, first cigarette was a Camel, and first sex was hide and go seek.
 
My first beer was Schlitz. My first cigarrette was a Raleigh Filter King. My first sex was on top of a roadside picnic table.
 
MissTaken said:
and my first sex was French Vanilla.
Well someone had to be nice to the foreign exchange students, I suppose!

Hey snooze, how'd the hide-and-go-seek work, exactly? Were you stalking your prey?
 
First beer was Pabst (I was four and had a sore throat and my mom was working third.) First cigarette was a Djarum clove. First sex was after a party while Pink Floyd's The Wall was playing on the stereo.
 
First beer was an Iron City.
First cigarette was Lucky Strikes....unfiltered.
First sex was....so nice :D
 
Don't smoke (think its inane)
Alcohol: Amertto I cook with, then Blue Hawaii's.
Sex: 18, in my own appartment, after an entire day of me (the virgin) begging for it he gave in and it was wonderful.
 
First beer was most likely a budwiser because Dad kept them stocked. My first drink, however, was some weird concoction of something made up at a friends house when our parents were away. God I was ill. Think I was 11.

First cigarette was a Marlboro Light. I was maybe 12. It wasn't a memorable experience.

First sex was at 14, by the guy who molested me. The first sex where I actually orgasmed was in the bucket seat of a red comaro (or similar beast). I was 21.
 
First Cig. was a Marlboro Red.
First Alcohol was Busch Light.
First Sex in a Hay Barn.:) :rose:
 
not sure. Probably a winston, bud, and I do remember sex at the drive in movie.
 
My first cigarette was a Carlton Menthol 100, stolen from my mom, somewhere around the age of 8 or 9.

My first drink (that I actually drank all of) was a Seagrams wine cooler, somewhere around age 13 I think.

First sex was a lame romp on a water bed at the age of 16... My first good sex didn't come (no pun) until I was 18 in an old cemetary.
 
Firsts

My first drink wasn't beer, it was wine in my sipper cup at about 2, my first smoke was Lucky at about 11 and my first sex (consensual) was my honeymoon at age 14....
 
First drink was sips of dad's pabst blue ribbon as a kid, when we were way out in the woods... Hot summer, he took us with him when we got old enough to be useful... He'd cut down a tree, then lop it into sections we could haul over to the truck and roll into the bed & stack as high as the cap on it would allow. Meanwhile, we'd either not brought pop, or had drank it all, or were whining, and he let me & the little brother have a sip of beer. I've neverl liked any kind of beer since, tho I will drink hard cider.

Still haven't smoked anything, 2nd hand is bad enough.

First sex was lousy, but it's improved immensely since I was 18!
 
I think I'm boring...

First smoke hasn't happened. (I'm 29)
First drink was a few months after I turned 21. I was pregnant with baby #3 on my 21st birthday.
First sex was in the back seat of a car when I wasn't old enough to talk about it here. It's getting better with age!
 
ARRRGHHHH

don't don't don't pleeeeez don't.

m's first smoke was a clove at age 29. (?!?!?!)

and he's up to a pack a day on stress days.

Cut your losses now. Really.

I've never smoked a cig in my life because I *know* me.

if I'm this excessive compulsive and nutty about sex and food, it's just a door that does not need opening.
 
ARRRGHHHH

don't don't don't pleeeeez don't.

m's first smoke was a clove at age 29. (?!?!?!)

and he's up to a pack a day on stress days.

Cut your losses now. Really.

I've never smoked a cig in my life because I *know* me.

if I'm this excessive compulsive and nutty about sex and food, it's just a door that does not need opening.

First sex was high quality tru luv nice and I was 19.

First beer was my grandfathers' heineken. ew. But my family started me on coffee at six. :)
 
Netzach said:
if I'm this excessive compulsive and nutty about sex and food, it's just a door that does not need opening.
Yeah, one of my friends told me not to ever smoke anything ever again, because (in his opinion, anyway) I'm "dancing in my pants at the chance to get addicted to something."

I had my first coffee about a month ago... (forgot to mention that, but Netzach inspired me!)
 
first cig: parliment regular

first drink: well, I was allowed a half a glass of wine since I was 6 at family gatherings (its an italian thing) ... but when i wasn't around family, REAL first drink I think was a screwdriver or jack and coke.

first sex: First real boyfriend, dated for 3 years total, 15 ... snuck over one night to sleep over.

I don't smoke cigs... but I prefer either Djarium Blacks, or Vanillas... socially.
 
firsts....

first drink, age 11 or 12..cherry vodka, stolen from my best friend's father liquor stash. he was a liquor salesman! had tons of the airplane bottle size of any liquor you could name.
first smoke, age 11. also the occasion of my first real kiss. with the local bad boy, black leather jacket and banana seat bike, he was 13. pack of marlboro reds always at the ready. still have a thang for bad boys, lol.
first consensual sex...much later in the game than anyone who knows me would imagine. long story, but the word consensual should suggest something, sigh....it was okay. another bad boy this time with a Harley! sex has gotten so much better since, think its like wine, improves with age!:kiss:
 
first smoke was a kool, i was 15, last smoke was a week ago, i'm 36:)

first drink well besides the jack daniels my grandfather rubbed on my gums when i was teething:p i'd have to say was a shot of tequila with a moosehead beer chaser.

first sex was a 3 hour massive hard on that my partner did everything she could to get me off, and i ended up stroking myself to orgasm.
 
ghosst_K&H said:
first sex was a 3 hour massive hard on that my partner did everything she could to get me off, and i ended up stroking myself to orgasm.
I'm not sure whether to feel sympathy or envy for your partner... Was this indicative of your need for two mistresses, expressing itself so early in life?
 
my first drink... i think was coffee havily laced with Tia Maria one afternoon while visiting my sister at university.

Never smoked anything, and have no intention to... figure life is simpler for non-smokers, especially in mid-winter.

First (consensual) sex was with the man who inspired this story. I was terrified, having had a previous very bad experience... but he was very kind. It took him all night to get me to relax enough, but once i did... mmm. Sometimes i still miss that boy... and i still feel i owe him more than i can ever express. His attentions helped bring me out of my fear of men and people in general- i didn't realize how much being scared to let anyone touch me was affecting the rest of my life.
 
First beer: Miller Lite (hated it, still hate beer)
First drink ordered in public: Cosmopolitan on my 21st birthday, didn't like it, gulped it down without having eaten first, got awfully tipsy
First sex: 17, with my girlfriend (the same one I'm still with!)
First drug: Acid, with my girlfriend supervising me...I was probably 18 or 19

I don't like smoking and won't do pot from a joint. I don't even like doing it from a bong. I prefer to have somebody exhale into my lungs - that way I sneak in some kissing ;)
 
Etoile said:

I don't like smoking and won't do pot from a joint. I don't even like doing it from a bong. I prefer to have somebody exhale into my lungs - that way I sneak in some kissing ;)

I've gotten used to doing it however its around, but I prefer a 'shot gun' like you mentioned when my SO and I are together at the party or what not. I'll do it occasionally, socially. Usually have to have a drink or two first. Taste for me is sensative, and i don't like what smoke makes my mouth feel like... ::shrug::
 
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