RIP Michael Bond - my tribute.

[hobbit.]

“I’d like to leave all my interest in, please,” explained Paddington. “In case it rains.” “Well,” said the man in a superior tone of voice as he made some calculations on a piece of paper. “I’m afraid you won’t keep very dry on this. It only comes to ten pence.” “What!” exclaimed Paddington, hardly able to believe his ears. “Ten pence! I don’t think that’s very interesting.” “Interest isn’t the same thing as interesting,” said the man. “Not the same thing at all.” He tried hard to think of some way of explaining matters for he wasn’t used to dealing with bears and he had a feeling that Paddington was going to be one of his more difficult customers. “It’s… it’s something we give you for letting us borrow your money,” he said. “The longer you leave it in the more you get.” “Well, my money’s been in since just after Christmas,” exclaimed Paddington. “That’s nearly six months.” “Ten pence,” said the man firmly.”

Paddington stops, thinks for a short period, takes a bite from a marmalade sandwich he has in his pocket, on healthy wholemeal and spelt bread, with the crusts on.

deep in thought paddington pulls a black stocking over his head, produces a sawn off shot gun from his other pocket, grabs a customer, and shouts "in that case give me the contents of the safe or the sucker gets it!!

Piglet locked the doors, a broad grin broke out on his/her face....

 

[hobbit.]

Paddo, or Big Bear, as he now wanted to be called, eyed piglet and Eeyore suspiciously, he thought, in his paranoid, hyper vigilant state they could be either, under cover coppers or figments of his imagination. He decided, either way they had to go, witnesses were the last thing he needed, especially with what was about to unfold.

"Oi! Mr Brown" off the two fuckers over there, then burn the bodies.

Meanwhile the alarm was sounding at the alarm remote monitoring centre.

 

[hobbit.]

"Mushroom soup" I need more fucking Mushrooms screamed the voice in Paddos head, "who the fuck are you looking at" Paddo hissed menacingly.....

 

[hobbit.]

Deep Inside Paddos mind the mirror crack'd, the aged bint over there can go first, negotiate with the pigs? no fucking way!

Paddo instructed Curry to 'lock and load' a term often used as they played on the wrong side of the tracks, and make sure Gruber stays away from the hostages, er, guests......

 

[hobbit.]

"ok a question, no pressure, ignore the slightly crazed look in grubbers eyes, and the two stiffs over there"

"so imagine youre making Marmalade, which oranges would you use?"

"if you think Seville, form a group on the right"

"jaffa, to the left, near the door"

"dont know, kneel down and face the wall"

"move slowly, no sudden hand movements"

"is it getting hot in here?"

 

[Hard_Rom]

Ummmm! Marmalade sandwiches!

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*plays the best episodes from the CD collection*

Nope, nope, nope.

Descendent of an escaped experiment from Moreau's island, is wearing a costume. He must have watched the CDs, too.

Correction-


I meant DVDs. (You cannot watch on a CD. You can only listen. I wish that I had the stories on CD.)

 

[Ms_Ann]

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[hobbit.]

Paddo decided a plan was needed, if anyone was to get out of this alive a plan was essential.

A council of war/escape committee was called, it was decreed that Paddo, Paddos other self, his other selfs alter ego, and all their unseen advisors would be present.

It would be a long night, Paddo hoped.