rimfest 2015

[coffeebean]

What the hell?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Please provide the reservation info.

Thanks.

 

[spacekowboy]

What the hell?

It's a fest for rimlovers, obviously.

 

[rimmy]

Please provide the reservation info.

Thanks.

Please provide your credit card info.

And yes, coffee will be served.

 

[yossi]

Will there be ketchup?

 

[rimmy]

Will there be ketchup?

Yes. Lots of it. It will be used instead of lube.


Shall I book you a reservation for two?

 

[Adre]

Is this like Burning Man, Great Adventure, or a Craig's List motel room meetup?

 

[spacekowboy]

Is this like Burning Man, Great Adventure, or a Craig's List motel room meetup?

Or a lemon party.

 

[coffeebean]

Please provide your credit card info.

And yes, coffee will be served.

In the fine china

 

[Jennifer]

Is this like Burning Man, Great Adventure, or a Craig's List motel room meetup?

I vote Craig's list. Burning Man is a LOT of work.

 

[unregistered]

 

[rimmy]

Is this like Burning Man, Great Adventure, or a Craig's List motel room meetup?

There will be no fire play in Casa de Rimmy.

Or a lemon party.

I was hoping for more of a melon party, if you catch my drift. (nudge nudge wink wink)

I vote Craig's list. Burning Man is a LOT of work.

I pity the maid if it's held in a motel. They better have a squeegee to wipe the splooge off the walls.

 

[rimmy]

Please add me to the guest list. Thanks!

I'm gonna need to see some credentials first. Gotta keep out the riff raff.

 

[1HF]

Please provide the reservation info.

Thanks.

I'll come with. Just to make sure rimmy doesn't grab your sausage

 

[yossi]

Yes. Lots of it. It will be used instead of lube.


Shall I book you a reservation for two?

Oh, yes. I like to have him with me.

 

[rimmy]

Oh, yes. I like to have him with me.

I'll have some thigh highs and a see through apron on the ready in case you feel like baking.

 

[rimmy]

I'll come with. Just to make sure rimmy doesn't grab your sausage

He either comes with Larry or he doesn't come at all.

I have a little closet you can sleep in. It may be too big for you but you'll manage.

 

[Shagly]

I knew it, Rimmy is behind this.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'll come with. Just to make sure rimmy doesn't grab your sausage

Because your hand will be in the way?

 

[Shagly]

In the fine china

Or at least in the dungeon.

 

[rimmy]

Because your hand will be in the way?

You leave her hand alone.

I knew it, Rimmy is behind this.

Rimmy prefers to be behind things.

Rimmy also like to refer to himself in the third person now.

 

[JohnnySavage]

You leave her hand alone.


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Just moving it back and forth a bit.

 

[Jennifer]

Will there be shuttle service from the airport to this venue?

 

[1HF]

He either comes with Larry or he doesn't come at all.

I have a little closet you can sleep in. It may be too big for you but you'll manage.

You're so mean.

I'm a giant.

Because your hand will be in the way?

Bingo.

 

[rimmy]

Will there be shuttle service from the airport to this venue?

I have windowless van I'll be picking you up in. Don't worry. It's perfectly safe.

Just moving it back and forth a bit.

Sounde perfectly legit.

You're so mean.

I'm a giant.

Giant pain in the ass.