Right! You Stick To That Story.

[fgarvb1]

After all, Lots of females have six foot tall Black haired Naked mannikins hid out in their offices at home.

Why the duct Tape across his ass and wrapped around one leg...I was afraid to ask!

I did not get a frontal view so I don't know if it was anatomically correct.

Making a Santa Claus for next year...Bullshit
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Busted or Not?


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[badbabysitter]

ummm most mannequins are naked

and no, they dont make anatomically correct mannequins

and the duct tape could be keeping the arm and leg on the body or covering holes


she's not busted... you're just insanely insecure

 

[Wings]

What?

 

[fgarvb1]

ummm most mannequins are naked

and no, they dont make anatomically correct mannequins

and the duct tape could be keeping the arm and leg on the body or covering holes


she's not busted... you're just insanely insecure

Hell, she's not MY woman!

According to her I'm a pervert.(Now THERE is a Shocker!)

Lots of thing I might be insecure is not one of them.

 

[girlsmiley]

What?

Haha!

Busted or not? Hard to say. I think you should sniff Santa.

 

[Wings]

I have a life-sized cutout of Dennis Rodman. I'm not going to tell you if I do dirty things on it or not but I do.

Also, you seem to be dangling off the deep end.

 

[badbabysitter]

Hell, she's not MY woman!

According to her I'm a pervert.(Now THERE is a Shocker!)

Lots of thing I might be insecure is not one of them.

Yeah, you are a pervert if you think she's fucking a mannequin


also, probably mentally unbalanced

 

[girlsmiley]

Hell, she's not MY woman!

According to her I'm a pervert.(Now THERE is a Shocker!)

Lots of thing I might be insecure is not one of them.

Sniff Santa, sniff Santa, sniff Santa!!

 

[Aquagal]

I have a relative that has a large outdoor jacuzzi. She has two mannequins dressed in beachwear that kind of pose around the area. I think they're creepy.

 

[badbabysitter]

I have a relative that has a large outdoor jacuzzi. She has two mannequins dressed in beachwear that kind of pose around the area. I think they're creepy.

that almost tops the OP

 

[fgarvb1]

Yeah, you are a pervert if you think she's fucking a mannequin


also, probably mentally unbalanced

Sorry...Certified sane...Damit!

 

[badbabysitter]

Sorry...Certified sane...Damit!

trucking schools dont count

 

[fgarvb1]

Sniff Santa, sniff Santa, sniff Santa!!

I think not.

 

[fgarvb1]

trucking schools dont count

Try thirty six day in a mental ward.

Stressed out is all they could come up with.

Well that and I am a horny SOB!

 

[Wings]

It's like you guys don't care about Dennis Rodman at all! Fuckers.

 

[badbabysitter]

It's like you guys don't care about Dennis Rodman at all! Fuckers.

too many tattoos


i like a few... but that's way too many

 

[girlsmiley]

Try thirty six day in a mental ward.

Stressed out is all they could come up with.

Well that and I am a horny SOB!

This explains a lot.

 

[fgarvb1]

It's like you guys don't care about Dennis Rodman at all! Fuckers.

Besides Not caring... is he like an earthling?

 

[girlsmiley]

It's like you guys don't care about Dennis Rodman at all! Fuckers.

Oh, you were being serious!

Denis Rodman cutout. Dirty things.

I'm seeing paper cuts.

 

[fgarvb1]

This explains a lot.

Oh, you don't know what funny is.

They (The Head Doctor and RN nurse) grilled me about my sex life for two hours one day.

OK, I may have had sex with one of the people there but she 's the one who told everybody! (Turned out I was right..she wasn't frigid)

Turns out I was one of the first persons to test Prozac.

I wish I had a picture of their faces when I informed them that Hell, I can't tell any difference in my sex drive...I was eighteen before I found out it wasn't a bone!

 

[Aquagal]

that almost tops the OP

They change attire according to holiday and season also. Whenever I visit, I turn them around towards the wall so they're not looking at me. That irritates her.

 

[Wings]

Oh, you were being serious!

Denis Rodman cutout. Dirty things.

I'm seeing paper cuts.

I was kidding.


He's just in my fantasies. Whispering dirty things. Like how he'd like to wear my wedding dress.

 

[Disgustipated]

Oh, you don't know what funny is.

They (The Head Doctor and RN nurse) grilled me about my sex life for two hours one day.

OK, I may have had sex with one of the people there but she 's the one who told everybody! (Turned out I was right..she wasn't frigid)

Turns out I was one of the first persons to test Prozac.

I wish I had a picture of their faces when I informed them that Hell, I can't tell any difference in my sex drive...I was eighteen before I found out it wasn't a bone!

2 hours of you telling them no sane woman will fuck you?

 

[KyleW]

wtf is this nonsense

 

[fgarvb1]

2 hours of you telling them no sane woman will fuck you?

No shit for brains, one off the alleged side effects of Prozac is an increase in the persons sex drive.

Could not prove it by me.