Right Wingers lose reproductive rights in Lousiana thanks to a new pro-Communist law

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A newly-passed ban on bestiality has been passed that has been widely criticized as a landmark assault on the reproductive rights of Conservatives in Louisiana. Budget analysts predict, furthermore, that it will force the state to quadruple their number of prisons and triple the statewide police force to enforce this law.

Ten brave Senators took a stand to prevent Louisiana from sentencing itself to a major shooting war with Republican voters and a fiscal crisis the likes of which even the Lehman Brothers bankruptcy pales in comparison to.

Word has it that militia forces from all over the country are streaming into Louisiana in preparation to retaliate against the most Draconian infringement upon Conservatives' reproductive rights in American history.

http://www.wwl.com/articles/louisiana-law-ban-sex-animals-wins-senate-vote-25-10
The state Senate has approved a bill designed to make it clear that bestiality is illegal in Louisiana.

A law on the books prohibits "crimes against nature," but it also outlaws so-called sodomy and was ruled unconstitutional in 2003.

New Orleans Senator JP Morrell says it's important that the state has a way to arrest someone for having sex with animals.

He told fellow lawmakers, "God forbid you vote against this bill, good luck explaining it."

Ten senators did vote against it.
 
We all know you didn't actually shoot any dog.
There's so much you "all" know that isn't true.

You probably did fuck one though.
Oh, now I see your angle, you want to get child support money out of me. My attorneys will get a paternity test and ensure you fail at this just as you've failed with women and life in general.
 
There's so much you "all" know that isn't true.

Really? So you shot a dog? Tell us the story again, It's good for a laugh.

What kind of gun did you use? Did you hold it sideways, like a real gangster?


Oh, now I see your angle, you want to get child support money out of me. My attorneys will get a paternity test and ensure you fail at this just as you've failed with women and life in general.

LT, let's be real... Everyone knows you're broke.
 
LT, let's be real... Everyone knows you're broke.
And you base that on what? Your feels? You hate me therefore I am broke? That's your rationale behind everything you say about me. You hate me so I can't get laid, you hate me so I didn't kill an animal to defend my wife and baby, you hate me so I'm broke. You literally have no other basis to back up anything you say about me, except that you despise me.

You on the other hand exhibit ALL of the traits of an envious ankle biting loser who's spent his whole life groveling for pussy - and totally in vain. And you write like the product of bestiality.

Alternatively you are getting revenge for me shooting your mother. Which is it, kid?
 
And you base that on what? Your feels? You hate me therefore I am broke? That's your rationale behind everything you say about me. You hate me so I can't get laid, you hate me so I didn't kill an animal to defend my wife and baby, you hate me so I'm broke. You literally have no other basis to back up anything you say about me, except that you despise me.

You on the other hand exhibit ALL of the traits of an envious ankle biting loser who's spent his whole life groveling for pussy - and totally in vain. And you write like the product of bestiality.

Alternatively you are getting revenge for me shooting your mother. Which is it, kid?

No one hates you. I'm one of the only person in the world that even acknowledges your existence. You're welcome!

You're broke. Your ex wife took all her money and left, and now you can't afford a date.

Tell us again about how you shot that dog!

Come on bro... it's a cool story.
 
This is what is making Richard Daily so angry...

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2018/04/bestiality_bill_passes_senate.html
A bill proposed to create a stand-alone statute outlawing bestiality in Louisiana is not a ploy to remove unconstitutional sodomy laws from the constitution, according State Sen. J.P. Morrell, the author and sponsor of Senate Bill 236, which passed in Senate 25 to 10 Monday (April 9).

The bill does more than just separate bestiality from the current "crimes against nature" laws that were ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court in 2003, Morrell said on the Senate floor Monday. In short, Morrell said the new law specifically defines bestiality and how it should be prosecuted and was written to mirror bestiality laws in other states.

Morrell he is aware of talk that he wrote the bill with an intention to eventually strike the current laws, but denied the accusations. When State Sen. Dan Claitor, R-Baton Rouge, brought an amendment to the Senate floor Monday that proposed to do just that, Morrell urged his fellow senators to vote it down.

"I appreciate Senator Claitor is trying to right the wrong of this historic injustice," Morrell said. "But this is not the vehicle in which to do it."
If this law had passed 10 years ago Richard Faily would never have been born.
 
"Be kind to your web-footed friends
For a duck may be your partner's mother..."

Fuck a duck. In Mississippi, not Louisiana. Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture.

In Soviet Louisiana, duck fucks YOU.
 
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