Right Wing Assholes

Dixon Carter Lee

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Did you realize when you were younger that you went to High School with so many right wing assholes? You figure when they're kids they're full of anti-establishment, counter-culture, hip-hopping, rebel-yelling, liberal piss and vinegar, because that's what it is to be young. Then they grow up and find you on Facebook with their MAGA hat profile pics and their white Jesus and American Eagles playing Football on a Battleship memes and you think, "What the fuck was in the water where I grew up?" You wonder, "Why them and not me? Was it my parents? Was it that I could read? Why did they go all fuck nuts and I didn't?"

Right Wing Assholes. Just born that way or Made in America? Nature or Nurture?
 
Most people grow up to be quite different than they were in HS.


Well, maybe not Dix. He was an asshole then too.
 
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Fertile imagination thanks to all that crap...

That one hit a little too close to home, err, teepee, didn't it Chief?

Those of us with long memories recall your gnashing of teeth and rending of garments as you lamented how you grew up liberal but then the "Democratic party left me".

You then embraced the Republican party with fervor after you were "cured of your homosexuality", but eventually you noticed they didn't share enough of the "demonize those faggots" mindset you had.

You've since embraced Glibertarian philosophy.
 
Dix gets on the special needs school intercom and announces assembly,

and assemble, they do...
 
Right Wing Assholes. Just born that way or Made in America? Nature or Nurture?

Mostly Nurture, and having to do with seething resentments and a warped value system. These folks are primed suckers for the mass psychosis led by the impeached President.
 
Mostly Nurture, and having to do with seething resentments and a warped value system. These folks are primed suckers for the mass psychosis led by the impeached President.

Ding ding ding...we have a winner...

These people have 2 characteristics, both a reflection of their insecurities. One...they need someone to blame for their choices. Two, they must have the last word.
 
Mostly Nurture, and having to do with seething resentments and a warped value system. These folks are primed suckers for the mass psychosis led by the impeached President.

It's what 20 plus years of right-wing radio and Fox News will do to a weak mind.
 
Did you realize when you were younger that you went to High School with so many right wing assholes? You figure when they're kids they're full of anti-establishment, counter-culture, hip-hopping, rebel-yelling, liberal piss and vinegar, because that's what it is to be young. Then they grow up and find you on Facebook with their MAGA hat profile pics and their white Jesus and American Eagles playing Football on a Battleship memes and you think, "What the fuck was in the water where I grew up?" You wonder, "Why them and not me? Was it my parents? Was it that I could read? Why did they go all fuck nuts and I didn't?"

Right Wing Assholes. Just born that way or Made in America? Nature or Nurture?

I think of similar things when I walk by a group of schoolchildren playing in their schoolyard or on an outing in a neighborhood park.

At what point do they lose the desire to play, have fun, make friends, create love and become the aging, bitter RW schmucks and shitstains I navigate through on this LIBERAL-created site?

They learn it from the top and it's the one thing that does "trickle down." Their current Cheeto avatar is gonna create a whole lotta Jokers inside of ten years and we won't have a Batman to stop 'em, watch. ;)

AJ was the janitor at DCL's high school.

Wasn't that the character in Good Will Hunting?

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I went to a high school reunion (suburbs of Washington D.C.) a few years ago and, yes, was shocked how many of those who graduated high school with me were right-wing knuckle draggers now. Being in the orbit of Washington, it was a school with a pretty mobile student population. We also were pretty affluent and were hell raisers at the time. But those at the reunion were mainly utlra-right knuckle draggers. I think it's because they were the ones who were entrenched and went no where and did nothing from high school. The rest were living elsewhere. I've lived all over the world since high school. I went to the reunion only because I was retired back to a two-hour drive from the school. I won't be going to another high school reunion.
 
It's a shame too because I liked some of these kids. I was close friends with one. But then the pro-Trump posts started appearing on his feed and I just gave him up for dead.

I think it's environmental, mostly. I know reactionary liberals and tree-hugging conservatives but today's Right Wing Assholes are more than just Darwinian throw-backs -- they were created in a Xenophobic Lab with Limbaugh-cum-Frankenstein screaming "Life! Life! Give my creations life!"

The media has a lot to answer for.
 
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