Right this minute, now, this second, I am working

[Guru]

 

[Sillyman]

I don't know why people ever go on salary...

 

[Guru]

 

[Guru]

 

[Sillyman]

I don't know. Everyone I know who works on salary is just always telling me how horrible it is.

 

[Guru]

 

[Sillyman]

Boring, but there are worse things you could be doing. You could be out on a muggy dark street corner turning tricks for crack. Now that would really suck.

 

[Guru]

 

[Sillyman]

So life is good. Just the one last process, and you'll be all set. Plus you'll have the warm feeling of knowing your company can count on you even at odd hours.

 

[Guru]