Right now the only erotic story I want to read would involve my computer and a hammer

[LunarSolstice]

I swear, I would cum so hard to a story like that

The damn thing has froze up like seven times tonight, and I swear to god its because I took the spyware off it...I think the spyware was all that was holding the insides of my computer together...

 

[Spinaroonie]

you write it

i'll fap to it

 

[Chicklet]

Her bosom heaved as she pulled it back, letting go once again with a sickening THWACK. The computer shuddered underneath her, the force of her blow rocking its insides like nothing ever had before. Gritting her teeth, she brought down the hammer again, her eyes glazed over with the desire to see it die.

"I hate you," she hissed. The computer hummed back, miserably, cringing beneath her. A sudden wave of power flooded through her body, and a tinge of excitement was born. It was submitting. She would win after all.

Another stroke of the hammer and the computer cracked underneath her hands, tiny shards of metal and plastic flying through the air like beads of sweat trickling down her brow. Throwing back her head, she screamed, a throaty scream of pleasure, victory, and lust. The climax came, the computers buzzing quickening like her heart, until it stopped, and she came down off of her high. Collapsing, she hung her head, breasts heaving with each pant, shivering as her angry heat gave way to the chilly air.

The End.

 

[LunarSolstice]

Oh god yes! Ahhh, okay, Im spent *lights a ciggarette* Ahhh, phew, was that as good for you as it was for me?