riffy, your expertise, please.

[alexandraaah]

Todd-O and I have been talking and our poor virgin has no porn.

He can't buy it in his city cause he's God-fearing and well known.

He shies away from mail-order cause he's been burned.

I have no shame and there's lots of porn in Chicago, but we really want the most for his money.

Please, a consultation.

This boy should not, I repeat not be without porn.

Really, no one should be, but that's my opinion.

 

[lilminx]

Ok, I'm not Riff, but I'm going to give some advice. Go to www.kazaa.com or www.morpheus.com and download it. Then search for and download porn. it's that simple, and yes, I do it all the time. he can download pics or video clips.

 

[alexandraaah]

thanks minx! that's a perfect start.

this boy also needs some video.

 

[lilminx]

You're right- why don't you buy it for him, ship it to him, and then have him send you hte money through Paypal?

 

[alexandraaah]

That's the plan.

Just wanted to know how to get the most for his lousy Canadian dollar.

When I buy porn, money isn't an issue.

 

[Weevil]

It's an expensive suggestion but Todd should head into another city and buy porn there.

 

[freescorfr]

Aleaaandraaa, you are so full of human compassion.

In my eary days porn was hard to come by, but for those of us who really believed in porn we made the necessary sacrifices, saved up and travelled to Soho in the metropolis to get it - an often dangerous journey at great personal risk of being seen or getting caught in a strip joint, with considerable financial cost.


Todd-O should also bear in mind that there are many people in this world whose porn is of dangerouly low quality or in extremely short supply.


While asking Riff for help is fine, in the matter of porn, self-help is by far the better long-term solution. Most porn aid workers are coming to realise this.

Asking Riff for porn is a bit like asking Bill Gates for a copy of XXXP.

 

[alexandraaah]

Aleaaandraaa, you are so full of human compassion.

Asking Riff for porn is a bit like asking Bill Gates for a copy of XXXP.

It's just that I get all tense when I hear about someone low on porn.

I think riff will hook our boy up.

 

[Ginny]

alex....to hell with buying the boy porn.....just hook up your webcam a few times a day...and masturbate and smile for him....that'll work....plus....it's free....with the money you save...you can buy props/toys for yourself and lingerie....score for you.....just make sure you SMILE....with the money he saves....he can donate more to the Repulican Party.....yeah....SCORE for the GOP!.........


oh as i zip to hit post...i'm flashing to all these weird webcam angles....the big dong weenie thang coming into view just at edge of screen so it looks real...hmmm this last flash.....just don't use your hot pink vibe...he might think you're doing a dog....

 

[alexandraaah]

alex....to hell with buying the boy porn.....just hook up your webcam a few times a day...and masturbate and smile for him....that'll work....plus....it's free....with the money you save...you can buy props/toys for yourself and lingerie....score for you.....just make sure you SMILE....with the money he saves....he can donate more to the Repulican Party.....yeah....SCORE for the GOP!.........

You had me till the last sentence.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

with the money he saves....he can donate more to the Repulican Party.....yeah....SCORE for the GOP!.........

But Ginny I am not republican I an canadian

 

[Ginny]

But Ginny I am not republican I am canadian

oh...well you look republican to me...sound republican....hmmm...perhaps you could donate your savings to the World Relief Fund or the Horny Mountie Christmas Orgy Fund....and that might get alex back into the plan, too....

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

oh...well you look republican to me...sound republican....hmmm...perhaps you could donate your savings to the World Relief Fund or the Horny Mountie Christmas Orgy Fund....and that might get alex back into the plan, too....

You read what I say? Psychadelic

 

[Ginny]

You read what I say? Psychadelic

groovy, huh......<smiling>....well i do check out your posts here and there....mostly to see if you have the suit on in your av or the thong....

 

[Azwed]

Here Todd is some damn good Ameature COED porn for you.

Damn find dancer she is.

I forget if you have broadband or not. If you don't just set it up to download over night or while you are at work.

http://www.badinagoodway.com/libbyhoeler.html

 

[alexandraaah]

I bet riff could heed this call no matter how drunk he is.

 

[riff]

I bet riff could heed this call no matter how drunk he is.

what?

 

[alexandraaah]

what?

Read the first post sparky.

 

[Ginny]

alex....to hell with buying the boy porn.....just hook up your webcam a few times a day...and masturbate and smile for him....that'll work....plus....it's free....with the money you save...you can buy props/toys for yourself and lingerie....score for you.....just make sure you SMILE....with the money he saves....he can donate more to the SaveTheChildren (EDIT)....

oh as i zip to hit post...i'm flashing to all these weird webcam angles....the big dong weenie thang coming into view just at edge of screen so it looks real...hmmm this last flash.....just don't use your hot pink vibe...he might think you're doing a dog....

TODD! alex bought a webcam! yeayyyyyyyyyyyy!

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

TODD! alex bought a webcam! yeayyyyyyyyyyyy!

B.A.S




Big ass Smile

 

[Mischka]

He can't buy it in his city cause he's God-fearing and well known.

'Tis a shame when a person's religious convictions preclude porn. If being God-fearing is incompatible with viewing porn, then it seems to me that the only reasonable solution is to do without the porn. After all, we are talking about Todd's everlasting soul. And indulging in porn not only taints his soul, but requires the damnation of those in the porn as well (seeing as how they are sinning and all). Quite hypocritical - and sinful - to encourage such behavior in others. Besides, aren't such lustful thoughts, and accompanying masturbatory fantasies, precluded from a God-fearing Christian's life before marriage?

 

[riff]

Porn.

We are a pornographic race. Everything is porn.

Yes, we have sexual pornography, but more common is the evening news: they shock you, then reassure you.

Pornography is a play on human emotions.

We have an abundant pornography of greif. These realism shows like Survivior or whatever. PORN.

JERRY SPRINGER AND OPRAH = PORN.

I am a sexual animal. I do not deny this.

THE BIBLE and all things holy- PORN

Everything is pornographic.

 

[Mischka]

But if a set of beliefs absolutely precludes certain behavior, then how can a person reconcile indulging in that behavior with that set of beliefs? If a person believes that Christianity precludes sex outside the sanctity of marriage, then how can that person justify indulging in sexual behavior while single? Is that tantamount to saying that the person will only follow the tenets of their religion when it is convenient for them to do so?